Or has already

she was an old woman

@Lucienne d'Anwyl but are they natty?

Besides, boobs squish.

when she was on the show

yes theyre natural

i said that lol

i cant read

@Goodwood of Dank™ uh dude

do you uh know how boobs work?

Yes.

they squish but so does your diaphragm

I've had girlfriends.

a corset

makes it very hard to breathe already

she does leatherwork too

My last ex agreed with me RE: boob armor.

you cant just squish boobs infinitely

Sadly tbh

Tits are not for long-term squishing

boob armour doesnt work thats obvious lol

but squishing tidders too much is ery bad

oh look

Boob armor works fine really, it's just impractical to make

its captain blood

anything up to a D you can probably be fine with in normal armour

good thing armor is made to be worn for brief periods of time

@TheBrsrkr if your armour has boobs on it

the point of a sword gets deflected into the chest

your armour gets fucked

you die

cat bracers

tbh has anyone tested that

That's not how armor works at all

Warhammer larpers are on a different level

thats how armour works completely

I dunno about a sword, but a lance would sure as hell suck

armour is smooth so blows deflect off of it

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