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2017-10-26 12:50:24 UTC

some drunk chicks hit on me at waffle house, was weird, i am not THAT hot

2017-10-26 12:50:41 UTC

esp. not hot enough for the chicks that were trying to hit on me

2017-10-26 12:50:47 UTC

The /r/Android discord is shit. Can someone recommend some Android keyboards that will work well on a shitty 30 temp phone. Bonus if it has t9

2017-10-26 12:50:56 UTC

then again dude i'm assuming from the glare was her bf was literally shrek shaped so

2017-10-26 12:51:33 UTC

i guess mediocre is pretty good by the horribly low standards southern us sets

2017-10-26 13:01:13 UTC

chinks probly were on "out of china mode" and play everyone due they dont care.. they probly wont leave china again once they go back there

2017-10-26 13:06:31 UTC

at least that is true to many transfer-students around finland

2017-10-26 13:07:05 UTC

that during last month or so they become freaks trying and testing everything they can

2017-10-26 13:09:45 UTC

i yet to have chink to try and hit on me

2017-10-26 13:09:56 UTC

that might be tho that i dont visit pubs and bars that often

2017-10-26 13:35:30 UTC

tempted to use @ everyone but its always suck large mess and we have many ignorant people here so .... https://twitter.com/edri/status/923496017273683968 here it is

2017-10-26 13:37:11 UTC

@Tervy we should vote ignorant bussiness man to be our PM

2017-10-26 13:37:37 UTC

Maybe he could "panna suomi kuntoon"

2017-10-26 13:38:05 UTC

this calls for part

2017-10-26 13:40:43 UTC

@Tervy do u have list of finnish mps who voted against

2017-10-26 13:40:46 UTC

And for

2017-10-26 13:41:07 UTC

sadly no

2017-10-26 13:41:12 UTC

planning to ask em

2017-10-26 14:48:35 UTC

It was trilogue bullshit anyway so need to adress euparlament directly about it

2017-10-26 14:52:31 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-10-26 15:28:43 UTC

@Ankka holy kek i just saw lots of students going from bar to bar in front of dondo

2017-10-26 15:28:54 UTC

Is there some myyrmรคki appro or something kek

2017-10-26 15:30:02 UTC

Also some of them had red onion as sponsor in their overalls

2017-10-26 15:30:05 UTC

Kek

2017-10-26 15:31:04 UTC

dunno

2017-10-26 15:31:18 UTC

haven't really been following what happenings there are

2017-10-26 15:33:21 UTC

Im just lmaoing in my head for thought of myyrmรคki appro

2017-10-26 16:13:49 UTC

TFW you want Talos Principle VR but don't want to spend $30 <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-10-26 16:46:21 UTC

how 2 get fast hands

2017-10-26 16:46:25 UTC

and feets

2017-10-26 16:46:26 UTC

pls reply

2017-10-26 16:49:00 UTC

some of you ask me what do I buy so many expensive flashlights for

2017-10-26 16:49:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373151094307815425/IMG_20171026_181926.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373151094781640706/IMG_20171026_182320.jpg

2017-10-26 16:49:20 UTC

shit like this.

2017-10-26 16:49:36 UTC

found this under my workplace

2017-10-26 16:49:39 UTC

but u only need 1

2017-10-26 16:49:48 UTC

WW2 era complex

2017-10-26 16:49:58 UTC

it has tunnels leading somewhere

2017-10-26 16:50:08 UTC

but too small to comfortably explore I believe

2017-10-26 16:50:13 UTC

collapsed etc

2017-10-26 16:50:50 UTC

@fbn no this exactly warrants buying 12, which I did <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-10-26 16:54:59 UTC

goto city hall and ask for map

2017-10-26 16:55:03 UTC

they must have survey maps

2017-10-26 16:55:16 UTC

due structrural integrity

2017-10-26 17:04:03 UTC

@Cole but youre only shining one in the picture

2017-10-26 17:12:47 UTC

lol someone is gonna get fired @twitch

2017-10-26 17:12:54 UTC

they just lost all their 35 irc-server

2017-10-26 17:12:57 UTC

at same time

2017-10-26 17:12:59 UTC

...

2017-10-26 17:13:06 UTC

how the fuck you even manage to do that

2017-10-26 17:33:30 UTC

@fbn actually 2, my coworker had 2 more of mine

2017-10-26 17:33:34 UTC

was doing a demonstration

2017-10-26 17:33:47 UTC

ended up ordering some for people at work lol

2017-10-26 17:35:33 UTC

@Tervy it's an old boiler room, but considering heavy trucks drive and park on this all the time, I'm expecting a collapse lmao

2017-10-26 17:36:10 UTC

heavy trucks usualy have large weight spread

2017-10-26 17:37:34 UTC

i suggest reinforcing and turning it as workplace hobby room :P

2017-10-26 18:07:22 UTC

@Tervy I was thinking torture chamber

2017-10-26 18:07:41 UTC

screw a chair to the ground, get some car batteries and jump cables

2017-10-26 18:07:51 UTC

for those annoying customers eh

2017-10-26 18:07:51 UTC

a big hammer, drill

2017-10-26 18:08:03 UTC

luckily I don't have to deal with customers

2017-10-26 18:08:16 UTC

otherwise I'd be in that basement 24/7 ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-10-26 18:08:35 UTC

but I know some employees who I'd put there

2017-10-26 18:29:06 UTC

Redmeme note 4 battery is crazy

2017-10-26 18:29:26 UTC

Literally charging it every 2, 2 and half days

2017-10-26 18:33:21 UTC

Any free tos app that can download music on android from youtube?

2017-10-26 18:34:58 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€

2017-10-26 18:35:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373177718105440256/1509008236denis_perisa1-210514.jpg

2017-10-26 18:35:24 UTC

Supposedly the most famous Croatian "hacker"

2017-10-26 18:37:29 UTC

@MrChubbs newpipe from fdroid

2017-10-26 18:38:27 UTC

For real @Bong

2017-10-26 18:38:41 UTC

Look at this guy

2017-10-26 18:39:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373178754136276992/IMG-20171026-WA0034.jpg

2017-10-26 18:39:29 UTC

He is Croatian hacker too <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-10-26 18:39:48 UTC

Why are people so fucking ugly

2017-10-26 18:39:57 UTC

I love me my 2D waifus

2017-10-26 18:40:16 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-10-26 18:50:45 UTC

Wtf what is a cr*at doing here?

2017-10-26 18:51:21 UTC

Do u guys have electricity?

2017-10-26 19:03:52 UTC

They steal it.

2017-10-26 23:27:50 UTC

From who? Their neighbors are poor too.

2017-10-27 00:40:33 UTC

>putting old desktop in living room to replace the shitty itx box i'd been using for tv-computer

2017-10-27 00:40:47 UTC

>need a new case since it's in a 32" deep 4RU chassis rn, not gonna fit under tv

2017-10-27 00:40:55 UTC

>cheapest atx case on amazon, "cuk lineage"

2017-10-27 00:41:01 UTC

instant buy tbh, cuck case

2017-10-27 00:48:06 UTC

generations of cuks

2017-10-27 09:13:16 UTC

YAGG?

2017-10-27 09:52:56 UTC

@Bong i have a bike that i drive for electricity

2017-10-27 09:53:22 UTC

Thats how i charge my phone

2017-10-27 10:20:41 UTC

Oy vey, my pc keeps restarting everytime I load into a map on warframe and I don't know why

2017-10-27 10:50:12 UTC

@TCxUFATIME host/client cache mismatch?

2017-10-27 10:52:12 UTC

No it's my entire pc is shutting off

2017-10-27 10:52:27 UTC

I think it might have just been thermal because i've openend the side of my case and now it isnt doing it

2017-10-27 10:52:32 UTC

are you playing any mission or a certain?

2017-10-27 10:52:41 UTC

any mission it was doing it

2017-10-27 10:52:47 UTC

it's not just warframe either

2017-10-27 10:52:52 UTC

does it on gta v sometimes

2017-10-27 10:52:59 UTC

thermals

2017-10-27 10:53:10 UTC

time for new thermal paste

2017-10-27 10:53:12 UTC

I took my entire pc apart yesterday trying to figure it out

2017-10-27 10:53:18 UTC

I replaced the thermal paste not long ago

2017-10-27 10:53:21 UTC

not only on the cpu, but northbridge and southbridge also

2017-10-27 10:54:22 UTC

I've never replaced thermal paste on those before

2017-10-27 10:54:27 UTC

is it difficult to remove them?

2017-10-27 10:54:32 UTC

would that even be worth it?

2017-10-27 10:54:38 UTC

i'd say so

2017-10-27 10:54:39 UTC

I don't think the cpu/mobo is overheating

2017-10-27 10:54:41 UTC

how old is the ocmputer?

2017-10-27 10:55:07 UTC

about 3 years i'd say but im not too sure because I bought it second hand

2017-10-27 10:55:16 UTC

i5 4440
GTX 670 ftw

2017-10-27 10:55:30 UTC

the 670 is sitting pretty high at 80c sometimes during load

2017-10-27 10:55:35 UTC

so i think it might be that

2017-10-27 10:55:54 UTC

I checked the voltages on the psu and they seem find so I dont think it's that

2017-10-27 10:57:34 UTC

gpus need thermal paste also

2017-10-27 10:57:44 UTC

and the 670 is now 3 generations behind

2017-10-27 10:58:44 UTC

gpu was cleaned out and new thermal paste applied less than 3 months ago

2017-10-27 10:58:58 UTC

It is getting old though

2017-10-27 10:59:15 UTC

make it an excuse to buy new shit

2017-10-27 11:01:14 UTC

I'd rather make it work than have to buy something new, it's 3 generations old but it still runs AAA titles at 1080 on medium/high which is good enough for me

2017-10-27 11:01:39 UTC

I do want to upgrade but I think im just going to wait until i can afford to buy a whole new system

2017-10-27 13:42:46 UTC

fook this is interesting

2017-10-27 13:50:50 UTC

I just clicked on it to see what it was about and all of a sudden im already 5 minutes in

2017-10-27 13:51:59 UTC

Yeah it's really interesting what the 80s/90s version of Alexa was

2017-10-27 16:13:41 UTC

saw it earlier, fuckin adorable HAL

2017-10-27 19:05:36 UTC

chinks are super mad about pubg

2017-10-27 19:06:10 UTC

apperently for chink servers they had som partnering with some VPN service and the deal was putting ads on every chink player

2017-10-27 19:10:19 UTC

@Phatique ads? In a shooter ?

2017-10-27 19:11:40 UTC

nah i think it installed its own shit (think superfish by lenovo)

2017-10-27 19:12:27 UTC

aka just vpn client what "accidently was left on" when players closed pudg

2017-10-27 19:12:50 UTC

thus it Mitm'ed all the players and injected ads/god knows what

2017-10-27 19:17:32 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2017-10-27 19:35:19 UTC

is anyone interested in blades?

2017-10-27 19:35:27 UTC

I got a sampling of martor blades

2017-10-27 19:35:38 UTC

shit is sharper than my kitchen knives

2017-10-27 19:35:56 UTC

I was looking into Tajima and Olfa as well

2017-10-27 19:51:41 UTC

@Phatique not just chinks. The game is literally unplayable with all of the latency and desync. Their team is incompetent and they keep on working on bs features instead of performance. In a month DICE can churn out a full game using frostbite and the battlefield netcode and it will be vastly more popular.

2017-10-27 20:02:14 UTC

t. never had a chicken dinner

2017-10-27 20:22:07 UTC

TIL: you dont realise how large ammounts you are making until you translate your recipe to other language

2017-10-27 20:22:54 UTC

i reallly want to make "#food-recipes" a thing but this shall do https://pastebin.com/ayMp80wf

2017-10-27 20:28:00 UTC

so 4kg of peas and 1kg of egg doesnt raise your brow a little bit?

2017-10-27 20:39:14 UTC

its industry recipe so not really

2017-10-27 20:39:34 UTC

until i start wondering it properly when translating

2017-10-27 20:39:44 UTC

those ammounts are just "ahh 2 bags of chickpeas"

2017-10-27 20:39:50 UTC

"ahh one can of eggmix"

2017-10-27 20:40:54 UTC

>medinas

2017-10-27 20:40:59 UTC

>mass

2017-10-27 20:41:25 UTC

>baby fistfull

2017-10-27 20:41:32 UTC

>1 glove

2017-10-27 20:41:40 UTC

yeah i know its full of typos

2017-10-27 20:41:46 UTC

>decaliter??

2017-10-27 20:41:52 UTC

wait deca

2017-10-27 20:42:00 UTC

```4dL of oil```

2017-10-27 20:42:19 UTC

dl

2017-10-27 20:42:51 UTC

gloves made me giggle tho

2017-10-27 20:42:55 UTC

didnt even notice those before now

2017-10-27 20:42:55 UTC

im burger but thats decaliter no

2017-10-27 20:43:01 UTC

decilitre

2017-10-27 20:43:04 UTC

desilitre

2017-10-27 20:43:12 UTC

i laughed at babyfistful

2017-10-27 20:43:33 UTC

oh its deciliter i see

2017-10-27 20:43:39 UTC

my bad

2017-10-27 20:43:55 UTC

learn sane units, slib

2017-10-27 20:44:09 UTC

i assume some variation of "masa" was translated to "mass"

2017-10-27 20:44:11 UTC

also medina is chili variety

2017-10-27 20:44:27 UTC

i see

2017-10-27 20:44:32 UTC

dekka

2017-10-27 20:45:13 UTC

>see if it tastest tolerable

2017-10-27 20:45:19 UTC

does this recipe not taste good???

2017-10-27 20:45:25 UTC

also the "testfry" thing is really a industry thing

2017-10-27 20:46:05 UTC

glow in the dark power of spices varies per patch

2017-10-27 20:46:21 UTC

so yeah.. you cant know until you give a test fry and see if the taste is good

2017-10-27 20:46:48 UTC

in hindsight i could have proofread that shit

2017-10-27 20:47:14 UTC

i'd put more garlic

2017-10-27 20:47:23 UTC

1 glove for 500g <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-10-27 20:47:32 UTC

not in my kitchen

2017-10-27 20:47:40 UTC

yeah i know... i agree in that one too

2017-10-27 20:47:47 UTC

i dont live in the turkish/arab quarter for nothing

2017-10-27 20:47:56 UTC

Chink cookbooks should be a thing

2017-10-27 20:48:00 UTC

gotta assimilate

2017-10-27 20:48:54 UTC

tho blenderviolated garlic is quite strong

2017-10-27 20:50:26 UTC

but yeah ... by powerfull stickblender i mean http://www.zesco.com/videoScreenShots/523-d-010a-video.jpg these

2017-10-27 20:50:46 UTC

so, the usual tools everybody has at home

2017-10-27 20:50:48 UTC

or proper larger pamix and let it cool

2017-10-27 20:51:12 UTC

due that 5KG+ mass of falafell batter is blenderkiller

2017-10-27 20:51:49 UTC

the smaller dose can be done in normal blender/stick blender quite easily

2017-10-27 20:52:21 UTC

I have a small emulsifier/stick thing

2017-10-27 20:52:28 UTC

Probably won't work

2017-10-27 20:52:38 UTC

Maybe it will

2017-10-27 20:52:40 UTC

50-50

2017-10-27 20:52:48 UTC

if you are carefull it probly will

2017-10-27 20:53:02 UTC

aka if it starts to get hot.. let it be for a while

2017-10-27 20:53:11 UTC

our seitan recipe was worse tho

2017-10-27 20:53:26 UTC

why would you blend seitan <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-10-27 20:53:39 UTC

1000g of glutenflour and 400g of chickpeaflour + 1700g water

2017-10-27 20:53:49 UTC

+ spices

2017-10-27 20:54:05 UTC

killed many mixers and tired hands quite fast

2017-10-27 20:54:39 UTC

How do you sandjews mix all of this shit

2017-10-27 20:55:00 UTC

Before industry grade tools were invented

2017-10-27 20:55:09 UTC

women

2017-10-27 20:55:09 UTC

strong hands

2017-10-27 20:55:13 UTC

and LARGE whisks

2017-10-27 20:55:22 UTC

like currently too

2017-10-27 20:55:56 UTC

good sturdy whisk is so usefull stuff in industry kitchen

2017-10-27 20:56:16 UTC

separating 20kg of groundmeat on tiltpan

2017-10-27 20:56:19 UTC

no problem

2017-10-27 20:56:31 UTC

whisking 50L of sauce .. no problem

2017-10-27 20:56:41 UTC

beating poor thief to ER ... no problem

2017-10-27 20:58:46 UTC

one thing im sad tho

2017-10-27 20:58:58 UTC

didnt niggersteal the foccacia recipe from that workplace

2017-10-27 20:59:05 UTC

and 1 of the sauce recipes

2017-10-27 20:59:09 UTC

Ree

2017-10-27 20:59:54 UTC

tho i think this is far superior to any workplace recipes http://www.nickmalgieri.com/recipes/focaccia-alla-barese/

2017-10-27 21:01:59 UTC

i think i remember the jack n daniels bbq sauce recipe tho

2017-10-27 21:02:30 UTC

it started officialy with "take 50CL of J&D .. then drink half of it"

2017-10-27 21:04:44 UTC

rest of it was 500g onions(fried),cane sugar,cocacola,tomatopaste, 700g of balsamic vinegar and some garlic (3 cloves) and water

2017-10-27 21:04:51 UTC

usualy dash of hotsauce

2017-10-27 21:05:15 UTC

so there is Jack'n'Coke in there, basically?

2017-10-27 21:05:16 UTC

all fried and then slowly boiled for 15mins or so

2017-10-27 21:05:22 UTC

basicly yes

2017-10-27 21:05:35 UTC

it was quite nice sauce for burgers

2017-10-27 21:06:09 UTC

all right hints of that sugar-vinegary goodness

2017-10-27 23:35:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373615621805703182/FB_IMG_1509147291391.jpg

2017-10-27 23:36:48 UTC

epic meme friend! you just earned yourself one upboat (LOL!)

2017-10-27 23:37:02 UTC

Make that two!

2017-10-27 23:37:07 UTC

/s

2017-10-27 23:37:10 UTC

Hahahaha

2017-10-27 23:42:48 UTC

oh thnaks lads

2017-10-27 23:47:56 UTC

@Tervy yuck, sugar and meat do not belong together

2017-10-27 23:52:13 UTC

@Deleted User it's the tars and such that get you in ciggs. Why I always kek when retards shill smoking weed like you aren't pouring fine particulates and other toxins down your lungs, just you tend to smoke less weed than cigs

2017-10-27 23:54:47 UTC

Still think it's not a good idea to vape, sure it's food grade but who knows if it's lung grade.

2017-10-28 00:00:20 UTC

@johnfrum food grade = lung grade

2017-10-28 00:00:39 UTC

Food grade means safe for use by any means, following stated package guidelines

2017-10-28 03:32:58 UTC

FDA doesn't really track the stuff though, and stuff like a certain popcorn flavoring was declared food safe but it turns out it fucked factory worker's lungs up.

2017-10-28 03:49:41 UTC

link me that popcorn one? @johnfrum#8811

2017-10-28 03:52:52 UTC

Skip to the safety section https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diacetyl

2017-10-28 03:52:55 UTC
2017-10-28 03:57:01 UTC

maybe not for long term exposure

2017-10-28 03:57:11 UTC

you spend maybe 15 minutes eating a bowl of popcorn

2017-10-28 03:57:31 UTC

meanwhile these people are working 9 to 5 jobs in this environment

2017-10-28 03:57:49 UTC

15 < 2400

2017-10-28 04:02:00 UTC

Hence why I said factory worker's and vapers vary wildly on how much they suck on it

2017-10-28 05:12:56 UTC

Reinstalled a clean windows 8.1 on the gf's shitty tablet-laptop-hybrid shit thing but the touch screen doesnt work, no drivers for it, apparently touch screens dont do drivers, any one have any ideas on how to get it kickin again?

2017-10-28 05:27:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/373704429997916160/IMG_20171028_0727297.jpg

2017-10-28 05:28:10 UTC

Sunrise in Lugano

2017-10-28 05:32:21 UTC

Pretty, back in Switzerland?

2017-10-28 05:33:32 UTC

yes :(

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