Drunk Octopus (Discord ID: 77916956732166144), page 1

tfw you buy a laser pointer, it takes 4 months, and then you lose it in a week

Next time

Can someone tell me why my order says it's been delivered approx 2,100 miles away?

ah that explains it all. It just divebombed straight into some rando's mailbox. Well I hope they enjoy the keyswitch tester

I asked that they include a handrawn picture packaged with it, hope they included it

(;_;)7

my friends tell me i have a problem with all the chink shit i buy

What's a good chink replacement for the Monoprice headphones (109927)? I've been using these kinds for years

So I order some empty teabags for my looseleaf tea from Ali. What are the chances I get some shit laced with like poisonous bleach or something

I like to be able to just throw out the bags

Plus the shitty teaball I got from walmart (so basically chink shit) lets a bunch of leaf particles through

Also I dont understand your response "not that small" as in I am likely to get shitty poison bags, or they will be fine?

Well shit I mean anything can be laced I guess. I'll post here when I get them and if I don't respond in a day after know I got chinked for good.

"Made a good cup of tea but now I have cancer 5/5

Should I also buy the ph test strips from china lmao

Also did you say I could buy actual chink tea from ali?

do you have any recs?

well I just got some stuff from Teavana (Jewvana) and I like their black teas.

nice. so you just break off a few grams and put it in a tea sieve? Nothing fancy?

well I have a hot water dispenser that dispenses at liek 208 or something. and I have a scale so I mean I could go half full autismo

I might actualyl do that @transience

I like english black teas, is there anywhere to get those chink prices

how do those brick black teas compare

we /ctg/ now

there's just something very endearing about the Chinklish that's on all these websites. especially when you get thank you messages

oh jeez i haven't gone this deep into the teautism

looking at all these videos about yixing pots reminds me when I tried to look up how to do a 'proper' coffee pour over and these people had like breaking bad setups for their coffee

You see it's not THAT far off from what people do tho

like if you go to le reddit /r/cafe they have like fucking shrines

I 100% believe it. A "decent" coffee grinder is like 150 bucks minimum

anything less and you might as well just chew coffee beans

i always see bartza encore lauded as the gold standard

tfw Ana is my main in OW almost solely because of her tea time emote

So Mei is the official OW main of all of /csg/ by default right

Ever play Pyro in tf2?

i can appreciate the irony in it

we posting tea battle stations

because it could be worse. You could have this shitty chink ball in your tea.

this is just jewvana tea so I don't know if it matters as much, but I will probably end up with a basket infuser. I like my tea strong as shit so i just leave this in there

It's like an anthropological thing. You get to see into the private life of an autist

p much

i can't tell who's autisting who anymore

@transience does this look like a decent thing https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Durable-3-Sizes-Silver-Reusable-304-Stainless-Mesh-Herbal-Ball-Tea-Spice-Strainer-Teakettle-Locking-Tea/32607778135.html

I do but it's been used for coffee for like 2 years so it's almost surely gotten seasoned with the taste. It also its like an 8 cup one so it'd use a fuckload of tea

we should make a chink shit randomizer game, where you have to roll like a 1dX and buy whatever you land on after that many clicks

if you have less than 3 screens in your set up you might as well just quit

*hides fidgetcube behind cup*

I have 2 monitors and 1 TV mounted above

So who here has tried to order condoms off chink sites

So my monoprice headphones just went through the wash so what's the best chinkphones in the like 8 to 15 dollar range

what's the opinion of Boarseman

they're on the infographic so i was just wondering

anyone got a rec'd store to get the xiaomeme hybrids so I don't get fakes?

when my tax refund hits ill get em

should make a tea channel

what does /csg/ know about mech keyboards

wiki had good info on keycaps, just what i needed

ive considered an RGB but its like 20 bucks more for a gimmick

>tkl

im gonna have to hard pass

maybe if I want a BT keyboard for my tablet so I can show my power level in class

whats stopping me from just tying a big ol' fishing weight to some rope

any good chink keycaps that support backlit?

i.. i like earl grey

also is there any pen autism in here? I don't mean like fountain pens or shit I mean for like general note taking

dang it. those just aren't practical for in class note taking

links? I'd definitely like to look into it at some point

yes

do you write in some fancy cursive or like a normal person

i tried out an all caps style recently, and I think i like it

i assume there's good chink fp right

because 100$ sounds ridic

that just looks so silly lmao

I have india ink and pen nibs. I can just bring that into class

dip pens are the way of the future

oh christ alive i cannot afford to be that autistic with pens right now. spending the same on a keyboard and pen would hemmorage me

implying you should ever go beyond an F91W

what do you do for a living god damn

now you do

in beverly hills or somesh

several questions answered in one sentence

why is everyone so autistic over tkl and 60% keyboards

i just dont get it

I didn't even have to see who posted that keyboard to know who it was

Where'd you get your keycaps and do they come in side/top printed

'preciate

tfw I ordered a masterkeys l rgb, but now I think I want a M rgb, but that doesnn't exist

nice.

Where can I get a mechkeyboard with a nipple

PLEASE

Is there a dolch keycap set that has backlit support

does it actually work because I will cry

there's a buckling spring, unicomp looking, one with a nipple as well

darn moonrunes

how do you exploit that? Make a fake kikebook and share it on here or something?

do white keycaps get dirty often?

fuk, I was thinking of ordering a second keycap set of white/grey but I don't want to have to clean them every day

The clit mouse one?

I don't think it has a price until it's dropped

well im a full autist and keep hand sanitzer near my computer so

>300USD

Mmm welp. Guess I won't be getting that

Anyone know of a good chink Bluetooth dongle? I got one last year for like a dollar and it was trash and a half in terms of driver support

@transience do you use your Anne Pro for any type of gaming?

I thought you had an Anne Pro? Didn't you rec that the other day

Yea, I'm not that deep into it yet. Do you think an APro would be good for OW?

It wont be in stock until Mar 20. The CM MasterKeys wont be in stock until April

Just fuck me

https://goo.gl/GiU6kw

Also before I actually buy it, Cherry Keycap sets will fit on it right?

How do Black Switches compare to red ones

anyone know things about the Drevo Calibur keyboard

that's all i needed to hear

what exactly does linux need special on a keyboard

Meh, I think the people who are gonna get into Linux are the kind of people who probably wouldn't need those.

ive installed ubuntu a couple times

perfect

in my heart I am

>considered suicide

lmao im a cishet male and I consider suicide more often than that

Where's the bot to purge all this

This is China not Thailand

any good chink tablets with decent stylus support

Yeah I meant active stylus ala Samsung Note

I bascially want a chink Windows Surface

ive always wondered, are chink microsd cards actually worth it?

So the link in the channel topic always sends me to a cloudflare error page instead of the /csg/ thread

I just ordered a bunch of shit and now I have to wait for it to get here. This is the hardest part about chink shit

How many people on /CSG/ do reviews or video reviews

I kind of want to I just don't have technical knowledge to give a proper review.

If I were to *try* and make a review video what should it be over. Like what needs the most coverage

Then expect a review on this I guess

I have an idea in mind for how I want to structure it

i mean i havent gotten the thing yet, right now im in the idea phase, closer to arrival ill layout a storyboard, then ill fill in with specific script and outlines, then film, edit, and post

i like that last step

is there anywhere else other than banggood that i can get the anne pro

with shipping it comes to the same.

I'm a bit confused though, on this Ebay you can choose the case color but on Banggood you can't?

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So I ordered an Anne Pro from Ebay. Does Ebay have good Anti Chinking measures?

I didn't

meh

its asked me to logi n

and that was just way too much for me at 4am

https://goo.gl/pwo4if

seems reputable enough

We'll see

Then my bank or ebay will be getting a call I guess

alternatively I ordered it last night so I can probably still cancel

What exactly is a *good* ebay score

280,000 isn

t alot?

so would that be a reputable seller or not

http://www.ebay.com/usr/mhestore2009

a keyboard

am I being subchinked by Archy

he said it wasn't good because of the amount of bad feedback

ebay seems to have some sort of quality guarantee thing

but yeah i figured it hada decent score

@markolo25 It's an Anne Pro

No they come in Reds Browns and Blues on Banggood, but they're not in stock on there until the 20th and I'm an impatient shit

it is bluetooth

on bg i think so

hoo boy idk anything about that

yeah I'm seeing that in the thread. Hm maybe it will have been fixed in the last 8 months, I'll make sure to check it out when I get it and let you know

I got mine from the store I linked

I believe clears are like blues, blacks are like reds

It seems like all of the issues peopel posted are supposedly "solved"

Well here's hoping right

>Seller says they only accept paypal

I was able to just pay using my card on ebay

well huh

I never signed into paypal

Does it just automatically go through?

It is just impossible for me to get this fucking keyboard

I ordered a chink cube. I have a real autism cube so I plan on doing a comparison video

I'm hoping the refund goes through by the time bang good gets their stock back.

@Phatique I got a 4 dollar cube so I wonder what kind of quality I'll get

I got it off Ali

http://s.aliexpress.com/R7NN3ARj

Lol well I'll compare the difference to the real cube. Which is the one that is "better"

I'll order a good chink one later.

i got the empty disposable tea bags from Ali today, so I'll be trying them tonight. If I don't respond tomorrow assume they were laced and I died

I really like when a thing I ordered 10 days after another thing arrives before it

Testing out the potential cancer bags

Here we go

Hm doesn't taste like cancer...

Oh no, the biological chinking

Good news is I woke up this morning. So those chink tea bags arent the fast kind of cancer.

If we're going strictly by longevity my top purchase was some chink mouse I got off Ali like 2 years ago. It still works fine.

is there a way to do that without actually doing it

yeah that's simple

Good for my 42 ears'

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/tec-accessories-orbiter Chink version of this when?

we live in excitign times

Then they'll remarket it as a ninja weapon

and hit the mall ninja demo

https://goo.gl/qDE0FD

jesus what

How do people make these pictures and then think "yes that is good"

really the only thing that's stopping me from killing myself is that one of my chink orders might arrive tomorrow

dont wait? Got it

like everywhere or

any good chink butterfly knives?

why;s that

even trainers?

i don't want it for the knife function

I want a glorified autism spinner

I don't wanna autism spinner I want a butterfly knife to spin around

So I ordered something over a month ago, it said it was "delivered" in California (I don't live in Cali) when I asked the seller they said it was a mixup in the tracking system and that it was still on it's way. That was two weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived. Chances I'm being chinked?

I'll wait til there's a week left in the protection then open a dispute

and cry until I get my money back

as long as I don't lose money idc

personel*

i really want to order one of those toy guns that shoots the little water balls

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32783550293.html?scm=1007.14594.77112.0&pvid=0c4353f7-0014-4272-88a2-3edc256c618d

There's a flash deal for em so that's what reminded me

i would certainly hope and probably not

any recommendations on good tripods for DSLRs?

So, uh, no tripod recs?

I guess I moreso need a small tripod, something to fit on my desk

a d3200

I'll look into that, if anything just grab a cheap one from walmart or something for the time being.

I use discord because it's faster than the actual thread

Would a white Anne pro with black or dolch keys look bad?

So i got a white keyboard from Banggood, how fast do white keys get dirty?

i have good hygeine and im a skinny shit, so

i really wish Anne Pro cases were cheaper on Ali, I want to get some to try and paint them to match a keyset, but 15 USD is a lot to spend on something I can fuck up

So for the Anne Pro Ive been seeing some things about Bluetooth lag if you use Legacy BT connection on the keyboard, and I'm also seeing something that Legacy is only on W7, but it's BT4.0 on W8/10. Does that mean that I'll have lag if I use the keyboard on W7?

My Anne Pro's tracking number showed it as being 2 hours from my city yesterday, and then today it shows it as being in another city, still 2 hours away. I feel personally attacked.

does anyone know how Yuntrack works? It's been in one city for the past like day and a half with no updates? Will I just not know until it arrives at my door?

"hm I think I'll check out what's going on in /csg/ today"
>nestle conspiracies and legos

hmm

can anyone rec a good camera tripod to buy from a chinksite?

i really appreciate that Banggood absolutely looks like a porn site in my internet history

get fucked everyone

gas the discord weed talk now

nah i gotchu

there really are just some things you shouldn't get chink style

Fuck dolls

I wish I had enough money to buy that just to see what would happen

someone buy it

yeah i got a chinkdongle and it was very bad

hoping the one that comes with my anne pro isnt

can we not do reactions in this channel?

THC is shorthand for T H I C C

a cooking channel im subscribed to tested out that omlette maker and it was trash

i just want my fucking keyboard to be delivered for fucks sake where is it china

my package shows as being in my town now, this is agonizing