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the secret meme iems are called eiaosi, they arent even on the infographic yet. get them fast until their prices is memed like the sharks sd cards were

just look up cheap mice. they try to chink you with 99c mousepad as a choosable option, but the listing says smth like gaymer mouse

the actual mouse is 7 bucks or so

@Archy arent the post office workers all sub saharan negroes anyway? as if they d care if you order an elephant dildo

only 4 days since in destination country

i have one which arrived the 9th

wait or yell at customs that you re not be trifled with

there is? I created an account some days ago

I guess the other one is an older nonregistered

one of my machines isnt logged in then yet

you can kick it

this is one is the trve one

thats what I call institutionalised oppression

depending on what you bought, but generally buying chink keycaps is safe and solid

mostly you can get better ones than stock caps

thick PBT is fine

maybe in the way that a baby mouth car masturbator feels like a real prostitutes mouth

no, my mom uses them for online banking, because she once read that smth like keyloggers exist

@Valkrys thats the joke. but its too funny for me to set her straight. also i dont want to interfere with the only seurity measure she takes bc that might demotivate it

would googletranslate back and forth work?

Fake News

why was there a hemp plant show off? can you order seeds from china or just because of LEDs?

I was in Beijing 3y ago, eating my most expensive meal (beijing duck) in a restaurant. next to me were two business men smoking whilst there was an no smoking sign at their table, ashing and spitting on the ground

that shook me already, so no going back to mainland ever

i bought HD681 EVO from thomann, they re alright. plastic feels a little chinky

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-50-X-50-X-25mm-N52-Neodymium-Block-Permanent-Rare-Earth-Magnet-Super-Strong-Square/32635610924.html arent those neodymiums really strong?

celvin klein is the chink brand?

dont buy chink clothes except for replicas or fun stuff

poor quality, small sizes

i bought a fake gucci cap in XL and it barely fits me (but then again I have 58cm circumference)

what store sells 4-8 year old laptops?

i had an E555 at work, pretty shitty

probably but what do you wanna do with it? its not like this will make you high

you need eat more than 250g of seeds a day to even get a chance of being tested positive for thc.

try ioffer

im non-us as well and bought from ioffer

no autokick anymore?

Rolex is not civilised but trying to be rich but dont know how

thats what i mean, only pretenders buy rolex, or inherited-from-dad-rich

Hublot <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

x220t

China having a law against exporting stuff others would pay for

dont be ridiculous

@s3bbe what is tibentarn, google doesnt do it

i bought chili seeds, they re fine

@(import (srfi 151)) Know BigClive already?

https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom/videos

wouldnt say its satirical. he buys cheap crap and takes it apart. he is some kind of electrical worker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeILL08T08w cheap soldering Iron

damn, and I got a spyderco fake hanging at the post office

i dont remember, lemme check

ordinary fake, c10

where did you see the new ganz collection, gearbest?

>chinese shit
delet this

and it most certainly is

what is anti social social club?

some edgy clothing line like bape and supreme?

i like the cap and the selfdoubts but this anti social social club on the side makes it too edgy to actually wear it

got my spyderco replica, good fake/10 would buy again

a nigger in Berlin maybe? but just guessing dont quote me on that

i dont know what you are doing but take it to OT pls

@Tendril im gonna cop this one soon https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KDEAM-2016-New-arrival-Polarized-Sunglasses-men-Sun-Glasses-Sport-Women-Brand-Designer-Oculos-De-Sol/32749237757.html

/bst/ autism spills over into /csg/ god help

its probably reserved for the higher party members. there must be millions of them after all

why does the 64gb version have so much more write speed?

910+ looks like the 707

how large? 707 when closed is as long as my middle finger

dont have a ruler here atm

unfold length 20cm

thats a good 5 cm more than 707 I'd guess

sharks normally need a constant flow of water through their gills or they suffocate. but the gills arent that far back. But yeah, pretty barbaric. Chinks just dont have a sense for animal cruelty at all

that euphoric rush when you open your postbox out of habit and there is 3 packages + a letter that another one is sitting at the post office

didnt expect them all by now, just ordered 2 weeks ago

the shilling bore fruit

Humans don't feel pain then either

>ywn get a girl (male) to soak a sad frog panty full of sweat and send it to you

do you hoarders have anything to store your chink shit it? my desk and ikea cupboard is getting really messy

i need something for all the cables and adapters I dont use regularly but _might_ need

search ali for 'box', get 30 quid toilet paper holder https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-luxury-Wall-Mounted-Zinc-copper-alloy-Dual-purpose-punch-and-paste-paper-holder-tissue-box/32783521985.html

@Transience#0182 you just ordered it 5 times <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

anyone bought a SNES controller from ali? I am looking at "data frog" atm

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Datafrog/32668671882.html

its only for rpi emulation and i need two, so dont wanna spend big money

8bitdo looks really good but is much more expensive

@Tribit thanks I always forget the archive when looking for stuff myself

thanks, on it

@Lefteris i just bought a 32GiB toshiba off Amazon for 11

so it is not really a "deal" in the stricter sense

please 5 star to help business

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/redneckknife/32779722175.html I've got one of those on my list

yes, but i cant justify to buy knife nr. 17

will probably do so anyway if I feel like wasting money

half of them I'd say

permit, you what?

err, I dont have the pictures on this PC rn

but my favourites are sanrenmu 707 and a spyderco replica

7010 is good too

they re small fidget knifes, the san renmu ones

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198687.html

sanrenmu is scarce on ali

you want more tacticool?

that gutting hook, you look like a mass murderer with that

the browning ones actually look alright, quite solid and sturdy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tactical-Flipper-folding-knife-9Cr18MoV-blade-G10-handle-hunting-camping-outdoors-tool/32790305834.html those Zero Tolerance Replicas look good too

go for it then, it is just a tenner and the other anon that bought one of the Brownings didnt complain

7th will be exactly 24h from what time on?

there is? oh well, I see it now. i normally never scroll down

that 30$ zircons guy is an excellent shitposter, gotta say that

VE Monks are said to have good sound

((EIAOSI for derailing the general, but not to actually listen to music))

avoid heavy bass then

Pistons were bass heavy if I remember correctly.

I stand corrected then: dont mind me

Getting chinked by chinks and the post office at the same time, fml

I bought new rubber feet for old mbp. The feet are 1-2mm too large and therefore dont fit in the hole/pit where they should, and consequently the adhesive cannot properly stick. I attached a photo that shows that somewhat, but chinks demand a "photo with clear evidence". How am I supposed to do that?

Should I just threaten bad feedback?

I disputed already because I was fed up, they just now messaged back

@Maxumym I have Superlux 681 EVO, bought them for 29 euros

also what are you talking about? it is clearly a Poppers mask as @kontroll said

"not include the Rush" those chinkies

well I gotta admit the chinkweed anon knows his shitposting

chinkweed guy's plant isnt actually weed

thats the joke

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490694748342.jpg that is not cannabis sorry mate

worst case: its thymiane

best case: its ordinary hemp

come on, at least try not to sound underage

have you ever set food in a kitchen?

me neither, its a herb

my bad then

i probably took some strange botanic name

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Impressive-Fast-growing/32374914759.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-bag-Rare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-sapodilla-Solanum-muricatum/2043214912.html why does this creep me out?

"""""lewd"""""

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arch-Linux-Mens-Womens-Personalized-Cotton-Printing-T-Shirt/32800573912.html just so that I dont have to mention it in every conversation, it gets tiring

99c mouse ticks all the boxes

the decline is imminent

@0utsider YOU RE THE CHINKWEED GU Y

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490694748342.jpg ITS THE SAME POWERBANK AND ORANGE COVER

x220

but this is chink general so ChuWi probably

"from the picture, we dont see any problems.hope you can understand it, thanks"

from the feedback, I can only give 1 star. hope you can understand it, thanks

more like *last order

amirite

pls dont destroy my edgy jokes

i want to be part too

@Phatique it will have that autismo-flair if you go to school/uni/work lunchbreak and make your own ramen. also your coworkers will thank you for that nice smell of glutamate

@leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebo did you go full varg and bought a german tiger legoe?

thats my dream, raising a wehrabo

so I got a chink package. I had a notification in my box that said it is in the post office. there, they couldnt find it and told me to call the hotline. I did, now they tell me I have to contact the sender so he can do research where the package is. What do I tell the chink? I dont even know which package it really is.

FC750R or nothing

fite me

@Phatique tea, clay pots and optionally a thermometer

so you are actually a kaaskopp but order your seeds from china?

some high class autism you got going there

""""""fem"""""""anon

this just confirms my suspicion. Lads, we got a real autist here

>Gearbest
>refund
well good luck there buddy

dont they usually just give you good boy points?

x201t?

nevermind, I didnt know how much canadian loonies are

we got mint guy now

Anime Tiddies and a Bijbel, classic

that cardboard wall looks depressing

im glad im not estonian

biker or not

@someoneunknown you can ask him here, he is pretty talkative. Arent you @0utsider ?!

How is your mint doing?

pretty much, he posted a photo here with the same orange cover xiaomi powerbank

its in the chinkweed photos too

i called him out and he deleted it quickly

the slinky dude

yeah, that is what is making me so sure

@Tribit is on the conspiracy train ride too

that is the fun part. he is dutch and has access to the best seeds in the world

good lord <:alismirk:230784726615588865> true, he is confirmed mossball guy, too

2 PCs + a server? what is going on. does he sit on the ground?

he looks like a wise man

what should it say?

its a jew website

they just sell you aliexpress shit with a profit

2 cheap chink SNES controllers

7th deals saved me a whopping 10 cents

busted

50 units of server racks

holy weeb

@0utsider the lighting is really fucking close to your mint. or is it just the angle of the picture? it might burn it. give it like 20cm space inbetween

but the left one looks like an ordinary bulb

light then, only outside if sunny

ordinary poppy does not produce opium

"accidently"

he doesnt even care. typical bong

>Who doesn't have windows on their toilets
>Literally is your toilet the middle of a honeycomb maze

hits too close to home

@Archy

@Archy it was never meant to provide information for you

what is it with nicolas cage?

is this some next level torture?

https://world.taobao.com/item/544264201107.htm#detail

windaticas one is much cheaper

they dont go under 200 maos on taobao https://world.taobao.com/item/546963511743.htm#detail
better get a fake one

go with ebay then

@Windatica just linked one for 10 bucks

also the real deal is 15 Euro in EU amazon

http://www.aliprice.com/?language=english ?

so racist

@tranny post cute programming socks

I disputed an item, and provided photo proof. Chink said "Photo looks fine". So I rejected his no-refund offer. Has he got 5 days now to respond or what is next step? This is my first ever dispute, thats why dumb questions

@kontroll dispute is "still in progress". I wait for the chink overlords to step in then.

thanks

"You rich, yet?"

then you will move on to silicone

@kontroll they're shit but you got not other choice really

the smallest decent one starts at like 7k

i worked for laser cutter/engraver company

It's not worth it buying chinese machines for businesses because even the good ones break regularly and you need the service

but privately, you aint got no choice besides chinese machines except you re rich and feel like wasting money

@kontroll what do you mean get business?

i dunno, i sold the machines to businesses <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

mostly its big business that buy the engravers to mark their own shit with serials

what I can gather from seeing the chinese ones on gearbest and co I can say they look hella unsafe

the big chinky machines already werent really what you can consider safe

but i mean, laser can really fuck shit up

we talking 300W +

one stream of light goes astray and boom, eyesight gone

oh okay, they go so small already

it has been some years since I done it

smallest i sold was 50w

only if you re russian obviously

you need to lack common sense

try it then, but dont do it at home. housefire guaranteed

@Definitely Legit KingDian is pretty solid, they re not as fast as Evos or therelike. on the other hand, chink SSDs arent that much cheaper anymore than they used to be last year

they re not that much apart anyway, its maybe 10bucks

@crh nearly all of my gearbest shit got pulled by customs as opposed to ali orders. not that this would concern you being a pole

only 1 time

but I had to go to customs office and unwrap it

they didnt believe the chink invoicep

customs inside EU?

i thought it is only outside

well, good luck then to go undetected. and if they pull it, hopefully they believe the chinky invoice. Gearbest always gives a fake amount

when in doubt, just bring a wyborowa to the customs office

being half white is like being non-white

if I read this I feel ashamed to have ever smoked the tiniest bit. In China, you would rod in jail until you are ready to voluntarily go to Education Camp to become a valuable citizen of the grand nation.

you ll need a portable vinyl player then https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-USB-Portable-Mini-Vinyl-Turntable-Audio-Player-Vinyl-Turntable-to-MP3-WAV-CD-Converter/32458906241.html

http://v.yupoo.com/contact/ncxiefu/ so how do does chinky fakers work? do I message them with what I want?

those oakley replicas look good

have you got a better source for good chinky sunglasses? somehow I dont trust the chinky brands on aliexpress

http://v.yupoo.com/photos/shaoweishoes/937486119/
cleverly posed frog holding down its skirt