@PoisonSnacks https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/7043241/aliexpress_nudes_2_0.html

Anyone tried that AULA F2012 keyboard?

@Tribit Huh. Kinda wank review, but it still sold me on the keyboard.

Looks like the regular plus stem they use for Cherry switches.

My budget is irrelevant in any case, I'm just addicted to cheap shit.

Already have two $100-150 mechanical keyboards, so... yeah.

@Tribit The ISO enter key is a requirement for me; that's what makes the AULA a potential buy in the first place.

@Dra lol, those fucking springs. 😂

Oh, shit... long shift on the left. Fuck that.

Because it's better.

How is it not?

Meh, $74 is midrange imo.

Did you just miss the $30-range ones?

@Dra I never learned the proper typing posture, so it doesn't bother me in the least. Apart from the fact that I type like a pleb.

Get some for yourself then. Be a man.

So you're saying the arabs are doing it right?

The metal one is good, but the grip takes some getting used to.

The knurling is damn uncomfortable for a couple of days.

Feck. I hope the Chinas are nice to me today...

Received my Hugsby XP-2, and the LED is fucked.

@transience It's only the actual LED part, so maybe they'll send a new one. One can hope.

I tested the fucker with my chinky multimeter. \o/

Yeah.

If not, I also ordered the XP-1. I guess I can take the loss, but it's kinda annoying nevertheless.

@StormSplurge Ebay that shit then. Some fucker will pay for it.

@myuutsu Objectively speaking, it's a shit case for PC building.

It looks good, but the internals are tailored for the speshul AAPL bullshit. 😄

I saw that edit.

It really does. They were pretty damn good looking.

And a useful shape, as opposed to the Darth Vader trash can.

Definitely what @Windatica said.

If there is no community, once the company drops support for the phone... you're fucked.

In contrast, I can still get up to date ROMs for my shitty Galaxy S2.

Sounds like the Orange Pi dealie I bought.

Apparently the first-party OS images can even straight up break the CPU.

I paid like $15 total including shipping, to try it out. But like most Pi:s, it's just gathering dust.

I had this idea that I'd use it as a ghetto seedbox.

But apparently just hash-checking the files is enough to fuck it up for one reason or another.

I've had good results from the explosion proof screen protectors.

The ones made of glass.

I'm only an A3 pleb cunt.

I've never encountered it.

Which doesn't mean jack shit in the grand scheme.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=time+shenzen

Good shit.

Mastercard.

Used to have a VISA.

Bank.

Idk.

Ten CPU cores?

Shit's ridiculous.

Face masks, makeup, ointments.

Guaranteed cancer.

@kaetaa What brings you to the Chinas?

Eh? That's a $2 Chinkmeter.

I know, 'cause I have one.

I only use it to check for continuity and sometimes voltages, so it certainly does the trick.

Wew, good thing the guy showed the sun. I thought he meant those big blue servers.

Looks suspiciously like one of those jappy sex toys they use all the time.

@fbn I have a ton of those, and I can tell you those things can erase anything off anything. They're magic, after all.

Hot damn. My china guy responded. Said he'll re-send a new flashlight.

$2 investment secured.

Yes.

Bonus points if you're a hairy dude.

Holy shit, this is the best. 😂

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sad-Frog-3D-Butt-Mouse-Pad-Cute-Cartoon-Laptop-Computer-Mousepad-Game-LOL-CS-Go-Steelseries/32646357614.html

I'm sure they can find more than one white monkey.

He looks like a guy that enjoys liver.

But CC is the future. 😮

Pay a lot, don't get to keep the license! It's so convenient!

Err. Audio Technica headphones?

The kind you can get for less than half that price brand new off Amazon?

More lewds required.

Waste of time.

Not even remotely hentai.

🤢

Hell if I know.

@myuutsu Windows? Disgusting.

I enjoy GNU+Linux.

I get "dear" all the time. It's the only affection I get in my life, so I like it.

Saved that from Ali a while back.

That's... very un-Chinese.

@Furfag I've had that happen too. Really annoying.

Took a couple of days for the package to get from the vendor to my country.

Then the fucking thing sat at some rando facility for two weeks.

@Furfag Me? German? Yeah.

@HEKTIK They have some neato "Russian" soldiers too.

Surprisingly they're a guy with a funny, and somehow familiar mustache.

Can't quite put a name to it/him though.

What, you don't speak Russian?

"full xiang oolong tea"?

Idk.

That's what herr Translator says anyway.

I order nothing that goes on or inside my body from that country.

Was uh... involved with a chick of Taiwanese heritage. Her parents went fucking crazy whenever mainland China was mentioned.

Funny shit. I loved it.

Tbh I don't particularly like asians. But Koreans... damn.

They know their plastic surgery.