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haven't been lurking for some months. Left during the shark-card hype. What did I miss?
I got a drone and the battery exploded btw
But not even the explosion had a satisfying strength and quality
are you still talking about it or did he send you the stuff already?
he should understand it this way without misunderstanding
t. Had to learn Chinese in order to communicate with girlfriend's parents
Maybe you could also explain why, in case he still thinks you want to scam him
I actually wrote that myself and I'm confident that this is 100% correct
I don't have yellow fever, I'm just an ugly neckbeard and that Chinese girl is the only human being that ever considered me a potential partner
Yes I have a cousin living up there but he frequently complains about the weather
@StickyDonutHoles yes, one says to declare lower value and the other one explains why (taxes)
Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums
since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue
Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?
There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.
>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country
I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1
>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss
At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa
>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits
there's nothing wrong with learning German
Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries
To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students
(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)
It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway
I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?
That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.
As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.
But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"
What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company
This company is not related to the German government
If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking
I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops
Especially the clothing here goes really strong
I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market
But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit
@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories
@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me
I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later
mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it
I had meme status for a few threads but not for long
>order 20 chink drones for 17 $ / each
>sell them for 70$ / each
>keep one for myself for playing
>let's see how high it can fly
>drones goes out of reach
>continues executing last received command ("go up") until end of battery
By now my drone should have left the earth atmosphere
If you want to just amuse your cat, you're probably not going to invest too much time in a good choice. Literally every drone will do. Get the cheapest one of your desired size.
@StickyDonutHoles are you sure the seller is actually Chinese?
Why would he answer in English after you write him in Chinese
Hong Kong writes in traditional Chinese characters, I sent you the text in traditional Chinese characters
Aren't Norway's immigration restrictions harder to meet than Denmark's?
You should all take a moment to appreciate Taiwan
>fly to Taiwan to meet girlfriend's parents for the first time
>bring them a bottle of wine as a gift
>they try a bit
>they put sugar inside
>be in Taiwan
>girlfriend's brother asks me to go out with him so he can pretend that we're business partners and get some girls
>be in Taiwan
>ride a motorbike
>fall down from bike
>earth quake over
>locals laugh at me
>no-one laughs anymore
the episodes are so connected to each other
I just ordered a chink USB fridge for a single can. AMA
>when the customs tell you that your package has illegal content
Like when an Australian shitposts and you answer
if you answer too often and start taking him serious, it goes too far
it's here in Switzerland but they say that the batteries aren't allowed to be shipped this way
I'm not exactly sure what this means since it has now already been shipped
I'm not Swiss, I'm Italian. But I have a legal permanent residence permit and a clean register
I guess in worst case, I'll get a fine for that
It depends on your country. Switzerland is one of the few countries to have an FTA with China.
If yes, you only pay your country's VAT in the height of the good's value
Basically the UK government becomes an average web dev?
Copy paste from existing systems and call it yours?
>you can use emojis in github's commit messages
>towels break after second washing
Really makes you chink
She was selling fried chicken on the night market
I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday
@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least
We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master
She is conservative, traditional, a great cook, learn Italian to be accepted by my family and wants children
Also she's graduating computer science next year and we will go self employed together
>implying I'm not Chad for Asian standards
I work as a software engineer in a private bank in Zurich, so many around me think she's a gold digger
I can't exclude it but I have some years to find out
@Deleted User because I earn a lot of money. Especially relative to my age
special and dedicated as in "the option exclusively for" is used interchangably in Chinese
It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters
chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use 他媽的, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"
therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion
I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese
so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents
Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.
>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)
I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.
I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty
he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s
and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen
I could get like 1k on the "street" for it
Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.
I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list
is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?
>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory
I posted it in the thread when it happened
and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market
just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion
>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/
please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama
@dariken I think I watched this one already
at least I recognize the actress in the thumbnail
can one of you suggest a good chink horror which I will understand with my poor vocabulary?
As the proud owner of a Taiwanese girlfriend, I must say, that they're way more predictable than any Siri-tier AI
You can write down the whole business logic of an Asian girl in less than 100 lines of code
Basically it's basic instincts and a few fancy functions.
You can't even actually consider them to be fully human.
@booming signal only because I make chink girls short circuit, doesn't mean they banned it because of me :^)
I lived in Germany for 12 years and I don't miss it a day
I just look like mid east but I'm not
instead they get the comfy live for nothing
and Germans continue paying like 45% of taxes
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