porco (Discord ID: 157636475117240320), page 1

Wew there's a csg discord

haven't been lurking for some months. Left during the shark-card hype. What did I miss?

I got a drone and the battery exploded btw

But not even the explosion had a satisfying strength and quality

it was literally just "pfffft"

and the fuse of my apt. jumped out

nothing really cool to tell

What cunt?

are you still talking about it or did he send you the stuff already?

請向海關報低一點的價

he should understand it this way without misunderstanding

t. Had to learn Chinese in order to communicate with girlfriend's parents

Maybe you could also explain why, in case he still thinks you want to scam him

以避免付額外(更高)的關稅

I actually wrote that myself and I'm confident that this is 100% correct

I don't have yellow fever, I'm just an ugly neckbeard and that Chinese girl is the only human being that ever considered me a potential partner

No I live in Switzerland

and I'm Italian

Where do you live?

Yes I have a cousin living up there but he frequently complains about the weather

@StickyDonutHoles yes, one says to declare lower value and the other one explains why (taxes)

What meme is this?

why would you condense chinks?

RIP society

Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums

since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue

🤔

Republic of China is the best China

>living on an island

Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?

There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.

>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country

I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1

That was actually exciting

>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss

@Noa Language learning stay, probably

At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa

>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits

there's nothing wrong with learning German

Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries

To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students

(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)

It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway

I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?

That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.

As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.

This also applies to their products.

But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"

What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company

This company is not related to the German government

If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.

You said
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

which is plain wrong

in Scotland?

>not making money with /csg/

not by shilling

I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops

Especially the clothing here goes really strong

I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market

But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit

@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories

@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me

Also I had a lot of product-insurances

I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later

mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it

I had meme status for a few threads but not for long

:^)

🇹🇼

>order 20 chink drones for 17 $ / each
>sell them for 70$ / each
>keep one for myself for playing
>let's see how high it can fly
>drones goes out of reach
>continues executing last received command ("go up") until end of battery

wew China

local shops. One requested camera-drones

@Noa you mean "fall down and break"?

kek

By now my drone should have left the earth atmosphere

then get any cheap small drone, I guess

I'd go for JJRC, yes

If you want to just amuse your cat, you're probably not going to invest too much time in a good choice. Literally every drone will do. Get the cheapest one of your desired size.

@StickyDonutHoles are you sure the seller is actually Chinese?

Why would he answer in English after you write him in Chinese

@Tribit eh?

wat?

Yes but he wrote to them in Chinese

Yes I translated it for him

t. Fluent chink-speaker

Hong Kong writes in traditional Chinese characters, I sent you the text in traditional Chinese characters

should be OK

What language do people speak in Denmark?

Turkish?

Aren't Norway's immigration restrictions harder to meet than Denmark's?

>not being Taiwanboo

You should all take a moment to appreciate Taiwan

Because Taiwan #1

>fly to Taiwan to meet girlfriend's parents for the first time
>bring them a bottle of wine as a gift
>they try a bit
>they put sugar inside

Or

>be in Taiwan
>girlfriend's brother asks me to go out with him so he can pretend that we're business partners and get some girls

>February 2016
>be in Taiwan
>ride a motorbike
>earthquake
>fall down from bike
>earth quake over
>locals laugh at me
>building falls
>no-one laughs anymore

South Park S20 is shit

the episodes are so connected to each other

I just ordered a chink USB fridge for a single can. AMA

http://www.dhgate.com/product/mini-desktop-usb-fridge-small-desk-fridges/375289564.html#s1-3-1b;searl|0413565036

I asked them for a sample and they agreed

I didn't buy 50

Japan did 7-11

7-11 was a part-time job

>when the customs tell you that your package has illegal content

Like drones with batteries

China is a meme

China is a meme gone way too far

Like when an Australian shitposts and you answer

if you answer too often and start taking him serious, it goes too far

and that's how China exists

it's here in Switzerland but they say that the batteries aren't allowed to be shipped this way

I'm not exactly sure what this means since it has now already been shipped

I'm not Swiss, I'm Italian. But I have a legal permanent residence permit and a clean register

I guess in worst case, I'll get a fine for that

It depends on your country. Switzerland is one of the few countries to have an FTA with China.

Does the UK have an FTA with China?

If yes, you only pay your country's VAT in the height of the good's value

Basically the UK government becomes an average web dev?

Copy paste from existing systems and call it yours?

>you can use emojis in github's commit messages

coworkers will hate me

>towels break after second washing
Really makes you chink

Yes with emojis

My chink gf wanted them

I'm a software engineer

I won't get any other gf

3

Maybe 4

你好

That chink espresso machine is GOAT

Yes it looked fancy

I don't find it anymore

It was on dhgate

I'm banned @Tribit

I posted yellow fever threads on /pol/

And I did it for like a year now

And my last ban was for all boards

Not only pol

But I have a chink gf

I have a real chink gf you autists

And she's a year older than me

And I met her in Kaohsiung

She was selling fried chicken on the night market

I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday

So yes, more or less student housing tier

Once she graduates I'll marry her

Zurich isn't Germany though

@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least

We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master

5 years + 6 years = 11

She would have easier ways to get a visa

Taiwan

She's actually a 10/10

She's all things that white women aren't

She is conservative, traditional, a great cook, learn Italian to be accepted by my family and wants children

Also she's graduating computer science next year and we will go self employed together

>implying I'm not Chad for Asian standards

@Deleted User she's 26, I'm 25

I work as a software engineer in a private bank in Zurich, so many around me think she's a gold digger

I can't exclude it but I have some years to find out

@booming signal she's a 8/10 I guess

@Deleted User because I earn a lot of money. Especially relative to my age

What's the best chink batteries?

Xiaomi?

`[]string country;`

special and dedicated as in "the option exclusively for" is used interchangably in Chinese

R8

My chink gf bulk ordered tea this time

So the customs fucked me up a bit

@Tribit Syma x5c

@dariken maybe it got stuck in a cloud

Was it by chance some software license?

☭

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

粽子

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use 他媽的, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

他妈的 in simplified Chinese

Oh you're a chink

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

:^)

Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

You probably live in Hong Kong?

lie

discord doesn't time out for you

faggot

>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)

@zambz

I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.

I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty

I also asked questions about it

he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s

and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen

I could get like 1k on the "street" for it

Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.

I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list

is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?

>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory

I posted it in the thread when it happened

it was like, February

and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market

I don't know if anyone remembers

I never imported complex electronics

EU warranty rules would fuck my anus

just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion

wew

這是我的小希望

I have my legal residence in Switzerland

based FTA with China

>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/

please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama

all those fucking qt chink grils man

the plots are disgusting but the cuties

man those cuties

@dariken I think I watched this one already

at least I recognize the actress in the thumbnail

but I'm at work so I shouldn't now

Also Japan horror is nice

I never saw a good chink horror movie

can one of you suggest a good chink horror which I will understand with my poor vocabulary?

you misspelled Ju-On

http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/57135011

Please before it gets deleted

As the proud owner of a Taiwanese girlfriend, I must say, that they're way more predictable than any Siri-tier AI

You can write down the whole business logic of an Asian girl in less than 100 lines of code

Basically it's basic instincts and a few fancy functions.

You can't even actually consider them to be fully human.

how to derail a thread on /g/

@booming signal only because I make chink girls short circuit, doesn't mean they banned it because of me :^)

>Germany
>third world
what?

Berlin is a shithole

Frankfurt is full of drugs

and München has a nasty dialect

Germany is shit

I'm glad I don't live there anymore

I lived in Germany for 12 years and I don't miss it a day

I just look like mid east but I'm not
t. Sicilian

no-one forces them to do something

instead they get the comfy live for nothing

and Germans continue paying like 45% of taxes

Working in Germany is really unrewarding

When I lived in Germany, at the end, I did hit the 4200 / month salary and after taxes it was barely 2500