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2016-10-03 05:51:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Wew there's a csg discord

2016-10-03 06:06:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

haven't been lurking for some months. Left during the shark-card hype. What did I miss?

2016-10-03 06:18:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I got a drone and the battery exploded btw

2016-10-03 06:18:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But not even the explosion had a satisfying strength and quality

2016-10-03 06:18:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it was literally just "pfffft"

2016-10-03 06:19:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and the fuse of my apt. jumped out

2016-10-03 06:19:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

nothing really cool to tell

2016-10-03 07:28:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What cunt?

2016-10-03 07:30:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

are you still talking about it or did he send you the stuff already?

2016-10-03 07:36:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

θ«‹ε‘ζ΅·ι—œε ±δ½ŽδΈ€ι»žηš„εƒΉ

2016-10-03 07:36:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

he should understand it this way without misunderstanding

2016-10-03 07:36:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

t. Had to learn Chinese in order to communicate with girlfriend's parents

2016-10-03 07:40:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Maybe you could also explain why, in case he still thinks you want to scam him

2016-10-03 07:40:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

δ»₯ιΏε…δ»˜ι‘ε€–(ζ›΄ι«˜)ηš„ι—œη¨…

2016-10-03 07:44:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I actually wrote that myself and I'm confident that this is 100% correct

2016-10-03 07:45:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't have yellow fever, I'm just an ugly neckbeard and that Chinese girl is the only human being that ever considered me a potential partner

2016-10-03 07:46:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

No I live in Switzerland

2016-10-03 07:46:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and I'm Italian

2016-10-03 07:47:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Where do you live?

2016-10-03 07:47:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes I have a cousin living up there but he frequently complains about the weather

2016-10-03 07:48:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@StickyDonutHoles yes, one says to declare lower value and the other one explains why (taxes)

2016-10-03 08:20:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What meme is this?

2016-10-03 08:20:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

why would you condense chinks?

2016-10-03 09:29:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

RIP society

2016-10-03 09:41:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums

2016-10-03 09:41:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue

2016-10-03 10:50:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

πŸ€”

2016-10-03 10:51:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Republic of China is the best China

2016-10-03 10:52:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>living on an island

2016-10-03 10:54:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?

2016-10-03 10:54:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.

>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country

2016-10-03 10:55:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1

2016-10-03 10:55:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That was actually exciting

2016-10-03 10:56:21 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss

2016-10-03 10:57:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Noa Language learning stay, probably

2016-10-03 10:58:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa

2016-10-03 10:59:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits

2016-10-03 10:59:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

there's nothing wrong with learning German

2016-10-03 11:00:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries

2016-10-03 11:00:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students

2016-10-03 11:00:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)

2016-10-03 11:01:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway

2016-10-03 11:03:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?

2016-10-03 11:04:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.

2016-10-03 11:05:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.

2016-10-03 11:05:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

This also applies to their products.

2016-10-03 11:06:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"

2016-10-03 11:07:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company

2016-10-03 11:08:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

This company is not related to the German government

2016-10-03 11:08:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.

2016-10-03 11:08:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You said
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

2016-10-03 11:08:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

which is plain wrong

2016-10-03 11:12:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

in Scotland?

2016-10-03 11:14:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>not making money with /csg/

2016-10-03 11:18:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

not by shilling

2016-10-03 11:18:30 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops

2016-10-03 11:19:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Especially the clothing here goes really strong

2016-10-03 11:19:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market

2016-10-03 11:20:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit

2016-10-03 11:23:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories

2016-10-03 11:24:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me

2016-10-03 11:24:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Also I had a lot of product-insurances

2016-10-03 11:25:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later

2016-10-03 11:25:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it

2016-10-03 11:26:30 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I had meme status for a few threads but not for long

2016-10-03 11:26:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

:^)

2016-10-03 11:59:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό

2016-10-04 08:18:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>order 20 chink drones for 17 $ / each
>sell them for 70$ / each
>keep one for myself for playing
>let's see how high it can fly
>drones goes out of reach
>continues executing last received command ("go up") until end of battery

2016-10-04 08:18:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wew China

2016-10-04 08:19:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

local shops. One requested camera-drones

2016-10-04 08:20:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Noa you mean "fall down and break"?

2016-10-04 08:20:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

kek

2016-10-04 08:21:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

By now my drone should have left the earth atmosphere

2016-10-04 08:21:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

then get any cheap small drone, I guess

2016-10-04 08:22:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'd go for JJRC, yes

2016-10-04 08:26:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

If you want to just amuse your cat, you're probably not going to invest too much time in a good choice. Literally every drone will do. Get the cheapest one of your desired size.

2016-10-04 10:59:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@StickyDonutHoles are you sure the seller is actually Chinese?

2016-10-04 11:00:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Why would he answer in English after you write him in Chinese

2016-10-04 11:02:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  
2016-10-04 11:02:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wat?

2016-10-04 11:02:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes but he wrote to them in Chinese

2016-10-04 11:02:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes I translated it for him

2016-10-04 11:02:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

t. Fluent chink-speaker

2016-10-04 11:17:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Hong Kong writes in traditional Chinese characters, I sent you the text in traditional Chinese characters

2016-10-04 11:17:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

should be OK

2016-10-04 11:50:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What language do people speak in Denmark?

2016-10-04 11:50:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Turkish?

2016-10-04 12:26:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Aren't Norway's immigration restrictions harder to meet than Denmark's?

2016-10-04 16:56:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>not being Taiwanboo

2016-10-04 17:02:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You should all take a moment to appreciate Taiwan

2016-10-04 17:02:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Because Taiwan #1

2016-10-04 17:03:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>fly to Taiwan to meet girlfriend's parents for the first time
>bring them a bottle of wine as a gift
>they try a bit
>they put sugar inside

2016-10-04 17:03:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Or

2016-10-04 17:04:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>be in Taiwan
>girlfriend's brother asks me to go out with him so he can pretend that we're business partners and get some girls

2016-10-04 17:06:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>February 2016
>be in Taiwan
>ride a motorbike
>earthquake
>fall down from bike
>earth quake over
>locals laugh at me
>building falls
>no-one laughs anymore

2016-10-04 18:57:59 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

South Park S20 is shit

2016-10-04 18:58:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

the episodes are so connected to each other

2016-10-04 20:26:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just ordered a chink USB fridge for a single can. AMA

2016-10-04 20:31:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I asked them for a sample and they agreed

2016-10-04 20:31:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I didn't buy 50

2016-10-05 09:39:31 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Japan did 7-11

2016-10-05 09:39:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

7-11 was a part-time job

2016-10-06 08:41:06 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>when the customs tell you that your package has illegal content

2016-10-06 09:36:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Like drones with batteries

2016-10-06 09:46:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

China is a meme

2016-10-06 09:46:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

China is a meme gone way too far

2016-10-06 09:46:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Like when an Australian shitposts and you answer

2016-10-06 09:46:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

if you answer too often and start taking him serious, it goes too far

2016-10-06 09:46:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and that's how China exists

2016-10-06 09:47:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it's here in Switzerland but they say that the batteries aren't allowed to be shipped this way

2016-10-06 09:47:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm not exactly sure what this means since it has now already been shipped

2016-10-06 09:48:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm not Swiss, I'm Italian. But I have a legal permanent residence permit and a clean register

2016-10-06 09:48:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I guess in worst case, I'll get a fine for that

2016-10-06 09:49:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It depends on your country. Switzerland is one of the few countries to have an FTA with China.

2016-10-06 09:50:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Does the UK have an FTA with China?

2016-10-06 09:50:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

If yes, you only pay your country's VAT in the height of the good's value

2016-10-06 09:52:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Basically the UK government becomes an average web dev?

2016-10-06 09:53:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Copy paste from existing systems and call it yours?

2016-10-06 12:37:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>you can use emojis in github's commit messages

2016-10-06 12:37:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

coworkers will hate me

2016-10-08 13:03:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>towels break after second washing
Really makes you chink

2016-10-08 13:07:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/234300628241743872/IMAG0870.jpg

2016-10-08 13:07:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes with emojis

2016-10-08 13:07:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

My chink gf wanted them

2016-10-08 13:09:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm a software engineer

2016-10-08 13:10:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I won't get any other gf

2016-10-08 14:19:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

3

2016-10-08 14:19:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Maybe 4

2016-10-08 18:50:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

δ½ ε₯½

2016-10-09 15:07:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That chink espresso machine is GOAT

2016-10-09 15:07:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/234693405903552512/IMAG0873.jpg

2016-10-09 15:11:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes it looked fancy

2016-10-09 15:11:23 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't find it anymore

2016-10-09 15:11:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It was on dhgate

2016-10-09 15:11:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm banned @Tribit

2016-10-09 15:12:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I posted yellow fever threads on /pol/

2016-10-09 15:12:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And I did it for like a year now

2016-10-09 15:12:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And my last ban was for all boards

2016-10-09 15:12:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Not only pol

2016-10-09 15:18:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But I have a chink gf

2016-10-09 15:20:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/234696620631916544/IMAG0874.jpg

2016-10-09 15:20:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I have a real chink gf you autists

2016-10-09 15:21:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And she's a year older than me

2016-10-09 15:21:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And I met her in Kaohsiung

2016-10-09 15:21:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

She was selling fried chicken on the night market

2016-10-09 15:21:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday

2016-10-09 15:22:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

So yes, more or less student housing tier

2016-10-09 15:22:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Once she graduates I'll marry her

2016-10-09 15:23:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Zurich isn't Germany though

2016-10-09 15:25:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least

2016-10-09 15:26:21 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master

2016-10-09 15:26:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

5 years + 6 years = 11

2016-10-09 15:26:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

She would have easier ways to get a visa

2016-10-09 15:26:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Taiwan

2016-10-09 15:27:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

She's actually a 10/10

2016-10-09 15:27:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

She's all things that white women aren't

2016-10-09 15:28:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

She is conservative, traditional, a great cook, learn Italian to be accepted by my family and wants children

2016-10-09 15:28:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Also she's graduating computer science next year and we will go self employed together

2016-10-09 15:30:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>implying I'm not Chad for Asian standards

2016-10-09 15:31:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Deleted User she's 26, I'm 25

2016-10-09 15:32:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I work as a software engineer in a private bank in Zurich, so many around me think she's a gold digger

2016-10-09 15:32:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I can't exclude it but I have some years to find out

2016-10-09 15:36:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@booming signal she's a 8/10 I guess

2016-10-09 15:36:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Deleted User because I earn a lot of money. Especially relative to my age

2016-10-10 06:52:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What's the best chink batteries?

2016-10-10 06:52:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Xiaomi?

2016-10-10 08:55:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/234961996133564416/Bildschirmfoto_2016-10-10_um_10.48.48.png

2016-10-10 08:56:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

`[]string country;`

2016-10-10 09:47:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

special and dedicated as in "the option exclusively for" is used interchangably in Chinese

2016-10-11 16:42:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/235442111023939584/IMAG0880.jpg

2016-10-11 16:43:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

R8

2016-10-11 16:51:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

My chink gf bulk ordered tea this time

2016-10-11 16:51:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

So the customs fucked me up a bit

2016-10-11 16:52:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/235444459788042252/IMAG0881.jpg

2016-10-11 17:16:30 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Tribit Syma x5c

2016-10-17 08:16:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@dariken maybe it got stuck in a cloud

2016-10-17 08:16:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Was it by chance some software license?

2016-10-17 18:57:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

☭

2016-10-17 19:08:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

2016-10-17 19:09:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

粽子

2016-10-17 19:12:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use δ»–εͺ½ηš„, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

2016-10-17 19:12:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

2016-10-17 19:13:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

δ»–ε¦ˆηš„ in simplified Chinese

2016-10-17 19:16:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Oh you're a chink

2016-10-17 19:16:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

2016-10-17 19:16:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

2016-10-17 19:16:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

:^)

2016-10-17 19:17:21 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

2016-10-17 19:19:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You probably live in Hong Kong?

2016-10-17 19:36:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

lie

2016-10-17 19:36:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

discord doesn't time out for you

2016-10-17 19:36:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

faggot

2016-10-17 19:58:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)

2016-10-17 20:05:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237667520780173322/2016-10-17-22-01.jpg

2016-10-17 20:09:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.

2016-10-17 20:10:31 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty

2016-10-17 20:10:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I also asked questions about it

2016-10-17 20:10:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s

2016-10-17 20:11:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen

2016-10-17 20:11:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I could get like 1k on the "street" for it

2016-10-17 20:36:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.

2016-10-17 20:38:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list

2016-10-17 20:38:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?

2016-10-18 09:11:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory

2016-10-18 09:56:04 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I posted it in the thread when it happened

2016-10-18 09:56:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it was like, February

2016-10-18 09:56:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market

2016-10-18 09:56:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't know if anyone remembers

2016-10-18 09:57:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I never imported complex electronics

2016-10-18 09:57:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

EU warranty rules would fuck my anus

2016-10-18 09:58:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion

2016-10-18 09:58:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wew

2016-10-18 10:01:23 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

ι€™ζ˜―ζˆ‘ηš„ε°εΈŒζœ›

2016-10-18 10:01:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I have my legal residence in Switzerland

2016-10-18 10:01:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

based FTA with China

2016-10-18 10:03:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/

2016-10-18 10:04:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama

2016-10-18 10:04:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

all those fucking qt chink grils man

2016-10-18 10:04:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

the plots are disgusting but the cuties

2016-10-18 10:04:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

man those cuties

2016-10-18 10:05:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@dariken I think I watched this one already

2016-10-18 10:05:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

at least I recognize the actress in the thumbnail

2016-10-18 10:05:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but I'm at work so I shouldn't now

2016-10-18 10:06:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Also Japan horror is nice

2016-10-18 10:06:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I never saw a good chink horror movie

2016-10-18 10:06:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

can one of you suggest a good chink horror which I will understand with my poor vocabulary?

2016-10-18 10:06:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

you misspelled Ju-On

2016-10-18 22:15:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Please before it gets deleted

2016-10-18 22:28:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

As the proud owner of a Taiwanese girlfriend, I must say, that they're way more predictable than any Siri-tier AI

2016-10-18 22:28:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You can write down the whole business logic of an Asian girl in less than 100 lines of code

2016-10-18 22:28:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Basically it's basic instincts and a few fancy functions.

2016-10-18 22:29:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You can't even actually consider them to be fully human.

2016-10-19 21:43:44 UTC [/csg/ #nsfw-lewds]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/238416922612334603/Screen_Shot_2016-10-19_at_23.41.24.png

2016-10-19 21:43:48 UTC [/csg/ #nsfw-lewds]  

how to derail a thread on /g/

2016-10-20 09:09:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@booming signal only because I make chink girls short circuit, doesn't mean they banned it because of me :^)

2016-10-20 09:09:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>Germany
>third world
what?

2016-10-20 09:10:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Berlin is a shithole

2016-10-20 09:11:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Frankfurt is full of drugs

2016-10-20 09:11:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and MΓΌnchen has a nasty dialect

2016-10-20 09:11:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Germany is shit

2016-10-20 09:11:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm glad I don't live there anymore

2016-10-20 09:11:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I lived in Germany for 12 years and I don't miss it a day

2016-10-20 09:12:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just look like mid east but I'm not
t. Sicilian

2016-10-20 09:13:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

no-one forces them to do something

2016-10-20 09:13:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

instead they get the comfy live for nothing

2016-10-20 09:13:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and Germans continue paying like 45% of taxes

2016-10-20 09:14:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Working in Germany is really unrewarding

2016-10-20 09:14:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

When I lived in Germany, at the end, I did hit the 4200 / month salary and after taxes it was barely 2500

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