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2016-10-03 05:51:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Wew there's a csg discord

2016-10-03 06:06:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

haven't been lurking for some months. Left during the shark-card hype. What did I miss?

2016-10-03 06:18:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I got a drone and the battery exploded btw

2016-10-03 06:18:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But not even the explosion had a satisfying strength and quality

2016-10-03 06:18:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it was literally just "pfffft"

2016-10-03 06:19:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and the fuse of my apt. jumped out

2016-10-03 06:19:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

nothing really cool to tell

2016-10-03 07:28:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What cunt?

2016-10-03 07:30:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

are you still talking about it or did he send you the stuff already?

2016-10-03 07:36:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

่ซ‹ๅ‘ๆตท้—œๅ ฑไฝŽไธ€้ปž็š„ๅƒน

2016-10-03 07:36:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

he should understand it this way without misunderstanding

2016-10-03 07:36:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

t. Had to learn Chinese in order to communicate with girlfriend's parents

2016-10-03 07:40:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Maybe you could also explain why, in case he still thinks you want to scam him

2016-10-03 07:40:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

ไปฅ้ฟๅ…ไป˜้กๅค–(ๆ›ด้ซ˜)็š„้—œ็จ…

2016-10-03 07:44:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I actually wrote that myself and I'm confident that this is 100% correct

2016-10-03 07:45:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't have yellow fever, I'm just an ugly neckbeard and that Chinese girl is the only human being that ever considered me a potential partner

2016-10-03 07:46:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

No I live in Switzerland

2016-10-03 07:46:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and I'm Italian

2016-10-03 07:47:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Where do you live?

2016-10-03 07:47:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes I have a cousin living up there but he frequently complains about the weather

2016-10-03 07:48:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@StickyDonutHoles yes, one says to declare lower value and the other one explains why (taxes)

2016-10-03 08:20:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What meme is this?

2016-10-03 08:20:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

why would you condense chinks?

2016-10-03 09:29:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

RIP society

2016-10-03 09:41:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums

2016-10-03 09:41:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue

2016-10-03 10:50:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

๐Ÿค”

2016-10-03 10:51:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Republic of China is the best China

2016-10-03 10:52:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>living on an island

2016-10-03 10:54:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?

2016-10-03 10:54:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.

>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country

2016-10-03 10:55:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1

2016-10-03 10:55:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That was actually exciting

2016-10-03 10:56:21 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss

2016-10-03 10:57:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Noa Language learning stay, probably

2016-10-03 10:58:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa

2016-10-03 10:59:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits

2016-10-03 10:59:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

there's nothing wrong with learning German

2016-10-03 11:00:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries

2016-10-03 11:00:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students

2016-10-03 11:00:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)

2016-10-03 11:01:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway

2016-10-03 11:03:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?

2016-10-03 11:04:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.

2016-10-03 11:05:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.

2016-10-03 11:05:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

This also applies to their products.

2016-10-03 11:06:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"

2016-10-03 11:07:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company

2016-10-03 11:08:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

This company is not related to the German government

2016-10-03 11:08:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.

2016-10-03 11:08:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You said
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

2016-10-03 11:08:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

which is plain wrong

2016-10-03 11:12:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

in Scotland?

2016-10-03 11:14:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>not making money with /csg/

2016-10-03 11:18:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

not by shilling

2016-10-03 11:18:30 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops

2016-10-03 11:19:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Especially the clothing here goes really strong

2016-10-03 11:19:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market

2016-10-03 11:20:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit

2016-10-03 11:23:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories

2016-10-03 11:24:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me

2016-10-03 11:24:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Also I had a lot of product-insurances

2016-10-03 11:25:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later

2016-10-03 11:25:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it

2016-10-03 11:26:30 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I had meme status for a few threads but not for long

2016-10-03 11:26:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

:^)

2016-10-03 11:59:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ

2016-10-04 08:18:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>order 20 chink drones for 17 $ / each
>sell them for 70$ / each
>keep one for myself for playing
>let's see how high it can fly
>drones goes out of reach
>continues executing last received command ("go up") until end of battery

2016-10-04 08:18:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wew China

2016-10-04 08:19:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

local shops. One requested camera-drones

2016-10-04 08:20:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@Noa you mean "fall down and break"?

2016-10-04 08:20:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

kek

2016-10-04 08:21:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

By now my drone should have left the earth atmosphere

2016-10-04 08:21:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

then get any cheap small drone, I guess

2016-10-04 08:22:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'd go for JJRC, yes

2016-10-04 08:26:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

If you want to just amuse your cat, you're probably not going to invest too much time in a good choice. Literally every drone will do. Get the cheapest one of your desired size.

2016-10-04 10:59:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@StickyDonutHoles are you sure the seller is actually Chinese?

2016-10-04 11:00:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Why would he answer in English after you write him in Chinese

2016-10-04 11:02:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  
2016-10-04 11:02:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wat?

2016-10-04 11:02:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes but he wrote to them in Chinese

2016-10-04 11:02:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes I translated it for him

2016-10-04 11:02:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

t. Fluent chink-speaker

2016-10-04 11:17:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Hong Kong writes in traditional Chinese characters, I sent you the text in traditional Chinese characters

2016-10-04 11:17:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

should be OK

2016-10-04 11:50:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

What language do people speak in Denmark?

2016-10-04 11:50:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Turkish?

2016-10-04 12:26:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Aren't Norway's immigration restrictions harder to meet than Denmark's?

2016-10-04 16:56:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>not being Taiwanboo

2016-10-04 17:02:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You should all take a moment to appreciate Taiwan

2016-10-04 17:02:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Because Taiwan #1

2016-10-04 17:03:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>fly to Taiwan to meet girlfriend's parents for the first time
>bring them a bottle of wine as a gift
>they try a bit
>they put sugar inside

2016-10-04 17:03:51 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Or

2016-10-04 17:04:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>be in Taiwan
>girlfriend's brother asks me to go out with him so he can pretend that we're business partners and get some girls

2016-10-04 17:06:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>February 2016
>be in Taiwan
>ride a motorbike
>earthquake
>fall down from bike
>earth quake over
>locals laugh at me
>building falls
>no-one laughs anymore

2016-10-04 18:57:59 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

South Park S20 is shit

2016-10-04 18:58:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

the episodes are so connected to each other

2016-10-04 20:26:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just ordered a chink USB fridge for a single can. AMA

2016-10-04 20:31:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I asked them for a sample and they agreed

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