if its a nonhuman and isnt self aware i.e. a dolphin or something lesser in intelagence

its bestiality

if it is capable of self awareness and comunicating with language and on par or above a dolphin level of intelect

its xenophila

Did I just hear

XENOS

Suffer not the

alien to live

https://youtu.be/Tl5zccsHQyA

beat me to it.

I have a hude table top cadian army lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156838499528605697/402869314044035073/26730591_1957924334468458_4821839513631370893_n.png

https://twitter.com/Bobby_Corwin/status/952727564224684033

Check-fuckin-mate!

https://i.redd.it/1s9mxp3z5ba01.jpg

How does that even work?

Like was he trying to make coffee and fucked up?

https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant

@Converted Weeb there was a drop down and the difference between some of the options was very close.

Aka usual government being cheap and having shitty outdated software

There is no such thing as a government with even remotely close to comprehension in IT, let alone competence

Whaaaat the government being substandard say it ain't so Grenade say it ain't so

https://www.google.com/amp/s/foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/hawaiis-missile-warning-system-looks-much-worse-than-yo-1822117107/amp#ampshare=https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/hawaiis-missile-warning-system-looks-much-worse-than-yo-1822117107

Although the right one starts with DRILL, he selected PACOM (CDW) STATE ONLY

im waiting for someone to turn missile command into a hawii meme

also fk that typo

brb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160885106691670016/403012603280097292/unknown.png

@ping 😮 😮 😮 😮

booo

I like tide pods it helps me be lazy

who's ready for the fake news awards tomorrow?

ye

potential onion article: entire nation of N. Korea wins oscar for most consistent performance

https://pastebin.com/xu30Dam3

ctrl-f -> *pukebong* amazing name lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnFO0_bTnvI

und?

@Converted Weeb

@MsNatSocialist

thanks google

I can't wait for this today

it's gonna be fantastic to see the MSM get BTFO

If this isn't just a gimmick, and he actually throws up polls and voting, and actually has an award ceremony complete with trophies and awards, that would be absoutely amazing.

Best timeline.

truly

I want him to go all out

I'm as Libertarian as the next guy, but you'll never hear me complain about Trump using my taxes to throw something as absurdly grandiose as the Oscars for this

It would just be so goddamn funny

the shitstorm to end all shitstorms

If there is one thing I will give him kudos on, he has turned this into the most entertaining presidency of all time.

I am not bored.

oh definitely

I think it's because he's making all the "right" people mad

We should do Fake News Awards here in germany... only problem is BILD would get all the awards... "Traffic accident on the A1, BILD was the first to interview the deceased"

translation: the dead body of Bückeburg talks to BILD

real headline

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354838893754843137/402991756700024842/6CRBC9oEKs2lfOliuXiIGkqwDtIHl8SJqVDN3QRlRY.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354838893754843137/402991757320650752/qAO3dJfRRMZ4zE1o3J_Lf2cHXHwi8Vj6938RmBbJ_So.png

at first i was aondering what kind of mushroom a tide pod is... we don't have tide here

Same

We just call them laundry detergent pods

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354838893754843137/403176476775809026/new-cal.jpg

Praise the Dark Prince

tinyhead

https://i.imgur.com/ZFz3Qw3.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/354836977469882368/403233918461149185/IMG_20180117_180713.jpg

@WOODY

<:40keks:337002418023694336>

Revolver Ocelot

https://i.imgur.com/6NVT722.png

Nuclear

the best part is

he worked for google

while he was stirring up a racist shitstorm on twitter

and google seems to have supported him

https://twitter.com/krisgraft/status/953756848821334017

@ping damn

Is he a part time inquisitor?

^https://archive.fo/tPG1M