Message from @carter

Discord ID: 403046223696756746


2018-01-16 23:33:35 UTC  

Aka usual government being cheap and having shitty outdated software

2018-01-16 23:34:02 UTC  

There is no such thing as a government with even remotely close to comprehension in IT, let alone competence

2018-01-16 23:34:29 UTC  

Whaaaat the government being substandard say it ain't so Grenade say it ain't so

2018-01-16 23:36:01 UTC  

Although the right one starts with DRILL, he selected PACOM (CDW) STATE ONLY

2018-01-16 23:46:53 UTC  

im waiting for someone to turn missile command into a hawii meme

2018-01-16 23:47:03 UTC  

also fk that typo

2018-01-16 23:47:04 UTC  

brb

2018-01-17 01:37:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/402999811793485825/Selection_999668.png

2018-01-17 01:58:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403005244747022336/IMG_20180116_200435.jpg

2018-01-17 01:59:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403005324992184320/Screenshot_20180116-104530.jpg

2018-01-17 02:35:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403014512619552768/lonely.jpg

2018-01-17 02:41:36 UTC  

@ping 😮 😮 😮 😮

2018-01-17 03:12:49 UTC  

booo

2018-01-17 03:13:09 UTC  

I like tide pods it helps me be lazy

2018-01-17 03:58:50 UTC  

who's ready for the fake news awards tomorrow?

2018-01-17 04:30:49 UTC  

ye

2018-01-17 04:38:52 UTC  

potential onion article: entire nation of N. Korea wins oscar for most consistent performance

2018-01-17 04:39:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403045762725969920/47a2dbc5-3247-4189-b5b7-617680530c01.jpg

2018-01-17 04:41:47 UTC  
2018-01-17 04:43:07 UTC  

ctrl-f -> *pukebong* amazing name lmao

2018-01-17 05:21:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403056140289572864/this_jewish_women_creating_a_vagina_museum.png

2018-01-17 05:24:15 UTC  

und?

2018-01-17 05:24:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403057012180647936/air_support.jpg

2018-01-17 05:25:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403057125577981973/meme_cop.jpg

2018-01-17 05:59:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403065778741444628/IMG_20180115_182956.jpg

2018-01-17 06:05:13 UTC  
2018-01-17 06:16:10 UTC  

thanks google

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403069972898643978/Selection_999672.png

2018-01-17 06:52:27 UTC  

I can't wait for this today

2018-01-17 06:52:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/403079130645659659/FNA2018.jpg

2018-01-17 06:52:59 UTC  

it's gonna be fantastic to see the MSM get BTFO

2018-01-17 06:53:46 UTC  

If this isn't just a gimmick, and he actually throws up polls and voting, and actually has an award ceremony complete with trophies and awards, that would be absoutely amazing.

2018-01-17 06:53:50 UTC  

Best timeline.

2018-01-17 06:54:13 UTC  

truly

2018-01-17 06:54:25 UTC  

I want him to go all out

2018-01-17 06:55:02 UTC  

I'm as Libertarian as the next guy, but you'll never hear me complain about Trump using my taxes to throw something as absurdly grandiose as the Oscars for this

2018-01-17 06:55:20 UTC  

It would just be so goddamn funny

2018-01-17 06:55:33 UTC  

the shitstorm to end all shitstorms

2018-01-17 06:55:57 UTC  

If there is one thing I will give him kudos on, he has turned this into the most entertaining presidency of all time.