proper martial arts aren't banned yet? that's generous of them

@Tewdrig fuck up.

said self defense is highly edible

perpetually

@Tea mate those guns can kill a man

and has increased effectiveness when placed upon strawberries

@TERMIN8R you'd be chewing on my elbow.

we can get guns

go get a gun @Tea

Do you have a license for that BULK

Good for you.

Aye it's the UK turtle it doesn't work like that.

I wouldn't want one anyways.

alright

Cant just buy em at Walmart like you can in the states 😂

fair enough

@Tea Of course I wouldn't stay in melee range of you

I need a new target gun

but they have to be a .22

that's why I'm creaming you from canuckland

Probs a .17

@TERMIN8R because you're a shite bag and you'd need a gun.

Tea's security job

so basically fend of armed robbers with a varmint rifle

@Hammond_of_Texas I wish tbh.

Who is tea protecting, the queen of scatland?

.22s are more than capable

Aye they are

@Hammond_of_Texas close except replace the Rifles with coolwhip

Up to 2 miles are dangerous

Protecting your fucking virginity you incel.

1.5 miles is deadly

Tea I bet you protect some shipping company and they sell consumer grade bullshit

I wish also. Less fucking hassle.

Damn

I'll guess one day

I've been offered personal protection work tbh.

@Questgiver You ruined the fun man

I was gonna give tea hints and clues

Why no take it?