@TERMIN8R you'd be chewing on my elbow.

we can get guns

go get a gun @Tea

Do you have a license for that BULK

Good for you.

Aye it's the UK turtle it doesn't work like that.

I wouldn't want one anyways.

alright

Cant just buy em at Walmart like you can in the states 😂

fair enough

@Tea Of course I wouldn't stay in melee range of you

I need a new target gun

but they have to be a .22

that's why I'm creaming you from canuckland

Probs a .17

@TERMIN8R because you're a shite bag and you'd need a gun.

Tea's security job

so basically fend of armed robbers with a varmint rifle

@Hammond_of_Texas I wish tbh.

Who is tea protecting, the queen of scatland?

.22s are more than capable

Aye they are

@Hammond_of_Texas close except replace the Rifles with coolwhip

Up to 2 miles are dangerous

Protecting your fucking virginity you incel.

1.5 miles is deadly

Tea I bet you protect some shipping company and they sell consumer grade bullshit

I wish also. Less fucking hassle.

Damn

I'll guess one day

I've been offered personal protection work tbh.

@Questgiver You ruined the fun man

I was gonna give tea hints and clues

Why no take it?

@Tea be my condom

it would've been a cool adventure

Because it's for 4 months away.

@TERMIN8R fuck up man talking like a scooby doo villain

@Dazzie I'd do that for free. What an adventure.

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