the police get them what you mean fam

Security ain't police

do you get a tazer

or a big stick

Nope.

Nope.

registered butterknife?

just those consealed arms you carry ? 😉

Damn it quest

Registered leftand right.

@soup dad he gets a self defense weapon

That’s pretty good tho quest

@Tea not left, right

proper martial arts aren't banned yet? that's generous of them

@Tewdrig fuck up.

said self defense is highly edible

perpetually

@Tea mate those guns can kill a man

and has increased effectiveness when placed upon strawberries

@TERMIN8R you'd be chewing on my elbow.

we can get guns

go get a gun @Tea

Do you have a license for that BULK

Good for you.

Aye it's the UK turtle it doesn't work like that.

I wouldn't want one anyways.

alright

Cant just buy em at Walmart like you can in the states 😂

fair enough

@Tea Of course I wouldn't stay in melee range of you

I need a new target gun

but they have to be a .22

that's why I'm creaming you from canuckland

Probs a .17

@TERMIN8R because you're a shite bag and you'd need a gun.

Tea's security job

so basically fend of armed robbers with a varmint rifle

@Hammond_of_Texas I wish tbh.

Who is tea protecting, the queen of scatland?

.22s are more than capable