+giveme consent

Hey, my doc told me to cut back on caffeine, said tea might be a viable alternative. Am I shit at drinking tea or is it just a horrible experience until you've acclimated to it? Drank my coffee black but it's like grass water, please advise

Tea, I don't fucking know, teach me.

You give up sugar, you lose 100 pounds, you fucking stop eating processed food and now the doctor comes for your goddamn coffee is nothing sacred

Is there a tier list of brands or something?

Or a guide to brew it and not be shit at it

irish breakfast, twinnings because that was the strongest the grocery store had

I'm going from two pots of medium roast a day to this stuff and my god it's like giving up mountain dew all over again

fucking heroin jitters I swear

alright, thank you

that's one thing I was fucking up then

So would I

Have you ever tasted decaff

You don't go from coffee to decaff, it's like drinking bleach

they FUCK those grounds, I don't know what they do to them but they FUCK those grounds up

@Liam I envy you deeply

Yeet, if you're fat let me warn you my friend

That is a path of sorrow

Kidney stones, man

Fucking kidney stones

fucking wizard, who let him in the OR, this kid needs his appendix out

but you're in the server, you're a furry now

that's how it works

I am, yes

I take it fuck up is eurospeak for "hello"

god what I wouldn't do for him to come cleanse my kitchen right now

it's full of *urban* mold on the cieling

preaching to the choir man

you get rid of the black mold and red mold decides to live rent free in your shower

it's a never-ending war

I've seen yellow, red and black mold what's brown mold

what goddamn neighborhood has brown mold

oh wait

okay

wait it's not a joke

yeah

Oh fuck I learned that lesson hard too

Where the fuck has no mold

I live in WA but my god a house with no mold would it even be a house?

My house is probably structurally 50% mold

buddy my house is built on a faultline that once every 500 years ruptures some of the largest earthquakes the earth produces, if it wasn't wood it would fall down

we don't have a goddamn choice

Cascadian subduction zone? do you even geology

boi

Read about it, CSZ is pure insanity why do we even live here

@zalfir darling fault wishes it was as funky fresh as the impending doom I live on

step the fuck up, protozeroic noob

wood and mold

it's the fuckin' plaguelands

not enough aids in the house to be an altar to nurgle

oh dude sure thing

the shit heaps on the side of the road in san fransisco really convinced me that's a good idea

it has easy welfare policies and better access to food stamps. I speak from a place of authority, most of my family is poor as shit

dude homeless people don't give half a fuck about weather

that's a meme

you can dive into someone's car for the night them tell them you were drunk in the morning if they catch you

don't take american migrants if you can help it

or you're going to see a starbucks on every corner

man I just don't go into their shops

Yeah tamales are tasty but I'll be goddamned if I'm learning spanish to buy a bag

genuine pisser, I was enjoying shitposting for once

take it easy man

I just threw the incel video at an incel in denial who's been asking me for advice and now he isn't responding.

if your turkey is dry someone fucked up

is there even a downside to kicks aside from having to fish up the invite link again

THAS RITE

wait you can mute everyones

SON OF A BITCH, YOU CAN

"I'm going to thank God for BINDS."

also my god there's a lot of venereal diseases swimming around, what a hellscape the dating market must be like right now

@ElysiumDragon help me understand your alien world, is the 'furry culture' uniform all over thanks to the internet or do you folks differ based on location?

I don't know how you have the patience for it

which STD, this is important

The dingle drip in question is the important part, if it's something like herpes yeah it sucks but it's not gonorrhea

It's pretty heinous

dear christ

That's why I wear a hoodie

Need to do something about the face though

There's documentaries about bugchasing @Boingle

knowledge is power

Hatter there's weirder

crystal fingers and whatnot

I identify as limestone

dead deer, what

like roadkill? the dogs I'd heard of but dead deer

@Hatter I need clarification, do you mean shrimp smellin' dick or shrimp sized dick

@TBORIOT people shaped or having the attributes of a person

It seems more like a sexual fetish than a fandom, outside looking in tbh

I've never looked at it that way. Makes sense.

*the N word*

@ElysiumDragon the world will always welcome you back, if you're having a serious crisis of conscience. The world always welcomes you back.

Speak of the devil and he will appear

compound word. One word.

is youtube old enough that we can say "back in my day" about it now?

god I'm getting old

meltingclocks.png

I don't know why this conversation is giving me such an extreme feeling of "YOU'RE AN OLD FUCK" but I'll be goddamned if it isn't

nobody is above shitposting.

You got dunked by the looks of it

@󠀀󠀀AK guy who is pretty bad at video games and jacked off on his stream