Message from @Hammond_of_Texas

Discord ID: 534573828626448386


2019-01-15 03:23:32 UTC  

alright

2019-01-15 03:23:33 UTC  

Cant just buy em at Walmart like you can in the states 😂

2019-01-15 03:23:34 UTC  

fair enough

2019-01-15 03:23:34 UTC  

@Tea Of course I wouldn't stay in melee range of you

2019-01-15 03:23:35 UTC  

I need a new target gun

2019-01-15 03:23:42 UTC  

but they have to be a .22

2019-01-15 03:23:46 UTC  

that's why I'm creaming you from canuckland

2019-01-15 03:23:46 UTC  

Probs a .17

2019-01-15 03:23:52 UTC  

@TERMIN8R because you're a shite bag and you'd need a gun.

2019-01-15 03:23:55 UTC  

Tea's security job

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534573420134924322/image0.jpg

2019-01-15 03:24:01 UTC  

so basically fend of armed robbers with a varmint rifle

2019-01-15 03:24:11 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas I wish tbh.

2019-01-15 03:24:21 UTC  

Who is tea protecting, the queen of scatland?

2019-01-15 03:24:23 UTC  

.22s are more than capable

2019-01-15 03:24:32 UTC  

Aye they are

2019-01-15 03:24:40 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas close except replace the Rifles with coolwhip

2019-01-15 03:24:44 UTC  

Up to 2 miles are dangerous

2019-01-15 03:24:46 UTC  

Protecting your fucking virginity you incel.

2019-01-15 03:24:57 UTC  

1.5 miles is deadly

2019-01-15 03:25:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534573810486083634/daztomycollection.png

2019-01-15 03:25:32 UTC  

Tea I bet you protect some shipping company and they sell consumer grade bullshit

2019-01-15 03:25:42 UTC  

I wish also. Less fucking hassle.

2019-01-15 03:25:51 UTC  

Damn

2019-01-15 03:25:56 UTC  

I'll guess one day

2019-01-15 03:25:57 UTC  

I've been offered personal protection work tbh.

2019-01-15 03:25:58 UTC  

@Questgiver You ruined the fun man

2019-01-15 03:26:06 UTC  

I was gonna give tea hints and clues

2019-01-15 03:26:06 UTC  

Why no take it?

2019-01-15 03:26:13 UTC  

@Tea be my condom

2019-01-15 03:26:15 UTC  

it would've been a cool adventure

2019-01-15 03:26:19 UTC  

Because it's for 4 months away.

2019-01-15 03:26:20 UTC  

@TERMIN8R fuck up man talking like a scooby doo villain

2019-01-15 03:26:28 UTC  

@Dazzie I'd do that for free. What an adventure.

2019-01-15 03:26:35 UTC  

Yoink

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534574093144555531/image0.png

2019-01-15 03:26:38 UTC  

All those buttery Boi holes

2019-01-15 03:26:39 UTC  

24 years a virgin

2019-01-15 03:26:54 UTC  

Deep

2019-01-15 03:26:56 UTC  

Deeo

2019-01-15 03:26:57 UTC  

@Tea You have no right to call anyone's bunghole buttery, cream queen

2019-01-15 03:26:57 UTC  

Deep

2019-01-15 03:27:07 UTC  

Yoink