zalfir

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2018-11-04 03:21:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm too aware of the shit in my large intestine to pay attention to any of that

2018-11-09 07:44:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's nice listening to the confusion

2018-11-09 07:46:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there's over 1400 whiteys compared to ~50 people in other ranks

2018-11-09 07:46:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

pretty sure no one is going above whitey any time soon

2018-11-13 06:29:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Stan Lee died

2018-11-13 06:29:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

everybody dance

2018-11-13 06:30:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i certainly will

2018-11-13 06:30:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i have cognitive problems

2018-11-13 06:31:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it'll be okay because life was a mistake anyway

2018-11-13 06:32:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

who's count dankula?

2018-11-13 06:36:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i like explaining human behaviour to my kids and then showing them examples of them doing it when they say how stupid it is

2018-11-13 06:36:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

this is also how i treat both "wings"

2018-11-13 06:37:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

my favourite was his collaboration with Doctor Doom and the Androids

2018-11-13 06:38:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i've seen that on pornhub

2018-11-13 06:39:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

wait, that was Chasing Anal

2018-11-13 06:42:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

was Stanley Marvel or DC, i can never keep track of the difference between them because they're both highly homosexual

2018-11-13 06:43:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

2000AD was my jam

2018-11-13 06:45:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

what was that other name that DC published under in order to keep their name clean while they published harder shit?

2018-11-13 06:45:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that's the one

2018-11-13 06:46:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i used to get so confused, i thought Punisher was published under Vertigo because he'd just kill people, and was too efficient

2018-11-13 06:47:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

while Marvel was always very Saturday morning cartoons in its approach to everything, normally

2018-11-13 06:48:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Preacher was fun, too

2018-11-20 01:50:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

just get an old whipped cream maker from a second hand store, and buy the bulbs in packets of 12 from the dodgiest corner store you can find

2018-11-20 02:00:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

LSD disrupts the neural pathways and then assists in developing new ones, so it can be used for all sorts of things

2018-11-20 02:01:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it has rules for whities

2018-11-20 02:01:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

also it has rules because Discord has rules

2018-11-20 02:04:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i used to smoke, because i was one of the cool kids

2018-11-20 02:06:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"let's just leave that there for a little while"

2018-11-20 02:07:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is that a euphemism?

2018-11-20 02:07:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"they're in the marines together" -> they like water sports together?

2018-11-20 02:07:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm confused

2018-11-20 02:08:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

which marines?

2018-11-20 02:08:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

which ones in particular, what are their names?

2018-11-20 02:09:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

does the French Foreign Legion have a marine corp?

2018-11-20 02:10:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i want to know what happens when American marines are given ak47s and no special technology and dropped in Africa against people who are armed similarly

2018-11-20 02:12:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

best *selling*?

2018-11-20 02:13:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it starts getting hot in Australia and then the holiday season with family is immediately after it, so Nofap November is a fucking bad idea here

2018-11-20 02:16:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

reacting to your own statement for what purpose?

2018-11-20 02:17:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

in the words of a dumb bitch who turned out to be right: "please explain?"

2018-11-20 02:18:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there there

2018-11-20 02:21:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

why are they called regional_ indicator_ * ?

2018-11-20 02:22:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

same

2018-11-20 02:23:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm leaving my brain to science so they can study hereditary autism spectrum disorder

2018-11-20 02:25:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

they can get those pathways but there's things they can't confirm without its physical presence

2018-11-20 02:37:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cricket is what you play when you don't want to play a sport but you have to be outside

2018-11-20 02:38:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you can play cricket drunk

2018-11-20 02:39:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

USA is not a real country, unless it was given independence alongside Canada

2018-11-20 02:39:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

which would make it part of Canada

2018-11-20 02:40:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

nyet, i do not

2018-11-20 02:41:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Well that's when the United States of Southern Canada became a real country, then

2018-11-20 02:41:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

they had a war, but they didn't earn independence, that's two totally different things

2018-11-20 02:42:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the colonies need to know their place

2018-11-20 02:43:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is there ever such a thing as freedom of speech, tho?

2018-11-20 02:47:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

baseball is like every other sport, fun to play but the fans are worse than Rick and Morty fans

2018-11-20 03:00:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

why does that happen?

2018-11-20 03:00:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is it just to combat spam artists?

2018-11-20 03:01:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the deletion, look at the person who spoke most

2018-11-20 03:01:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

oh, the stats are gone

2018-11-20 03:02:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there was a nick there that sent something like 67 messages and I don't remember them speaking at all

2018-11-20 03:02:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is that what it's for, combatting *that cunt*?

2018-11-20 03:03:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Damnatio i'm going to call you xbox

2018-11-20 03:04:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i wish it would snow here

2018-11-20 03:05:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

27c here

2018-11-20 03:06:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Australia's retarded, it was 22c all night last night, that's the temperature it should be during the day

2018-11-20 03:07:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ice quakes sounds like something i would enjoy

2018-11-20 03:08:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so the expansion-contraction action causes shit to move around?

2018-11-20 03:08:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that's awesome

2018-11-20 03:10:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that weird sound from the ice, i need that in my reality

2018-11-20 03:11:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm having a hard time understanding why my gene set made it to Oceania in the first place

2018-11-20 03:21:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is there anyone who can truly claim to understand the internet who isn't schizophrenic?

2018-11-20 03:21:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yes i know that part

2018-11-20 03:21:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ffs

2018-11-20 03:22:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you barely understand yourself and you're part of it, there's millions of people just as retarded as you contributing

2018-11-20 03:23:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the internet isn't just the infrastructure, it's the content as well

2018-11-20 03:25:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

but that's like a Roman in Rome claiming to understand the entire empire at its peak

2018-11-20 03:26:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

sure, if that's what i sound like, ok

2018-11-20 03:27:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah, i know that part, i did things regarding it in the 90s

2018-11-20 03:28:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and i'm not surprised by the scat porn randomly appearing, goatse is decades old

2018-11-20 03:29:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the content and how it forms, transforms, etc.

2018-11-20 03:29:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the patterns to it, for example

2018-11-20 03:32:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

patterns occur all the time, though, sometimes they're given names, like "Streisand Effect"

2018-11-20 03:34:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm not saying I understand it (far from it), my point is my original question, is there literally anyone who truly understands its ebb and flow who isn't either (arrogant and stupid) or (schizophrenic and delusional)

2018-11-20 03:35:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it would be interesting to talk to someone like that

2018-11-20 03:35:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there's always a benefit to seeing the bigger picture and understanding the finer points of what you're looking at

2018-11-20 03:37:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i wonder if early computer engineers said the same of people trying to build new programming techniques

2018-11-20 03:38:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

some of the worst music i've ever heard

2018-11-20 03:39:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@FUCK fire you paid as much attention to context as a Scottish court

2018-11-20 03:41:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Nip Crippler that's Australian currency in the background

2018-11-20 03:41:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

he's one of them south sudies that's been fucking up Melbourne

2018-11-20 03:42:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we staple it to the kangaroos that work for the ANZ bank

2018-11-20 03:42:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ever since we had to stop sending our kids to school in their pouches because "animal cruelty" or some shit, they all work for the banks now

2018-11-20 03:44:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i build the animatronic characters for the tourist zones

2018-11-20 03:44:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

they're all in south america

2018-11-20 04:02:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

purile

2018-11-20 04:03:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i go the hottest they provide and it's not hot enough, because of that fucking stereotype

2018-11-20 04:03:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i once submitted an order under an Indian name and got exactly what I wanted

2018-11-20 04:04:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

get a weeks worth of groceries and walk 2kms with them

2018-11-20 04:05:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

then you eat more, and the time inbetween causes you put on more weight

2018-11-20 04:05:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hatter that must be an American thing

2018-11-20 04:05:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

English, maybe?

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