shitzngigz
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+giveme consent
Just joined, currently awaiting the abuse
Been watching Markus on YouTube, as he said, reading is good.
Also whiteys have no rightys
Better to be smart
Be dumb and be dead
Just had 20 cm drop yesterday and that made opening the ski hill a shit show for all of us
@Endecros good shit getting out of that mess
Living in maple syrup land at the moment and I gotta tell ya being able to go to a shop and buy a pack of joints is pretty mad ๐
@Auto-Elf really? The fuck
@zalfir well here in canada before the legalisation most provinces didnโt care really. In B.C. when I first landed here for my working holiday dispensaryโs would sell it to you if you said you had a bad back or whatever and cops would walk past you if you were smoking it.
Lol
Capuchins are devious little bastards
The devil birds
Cassowarys are just mean looking fuckers all around
@YeetshirtNinja lol yea, been chased by one, they suck
Honey badgers just donโt give a shit
Skin tough enough to survive machete blows, locals freak when they see one
Yea fuckers wouldnโt survive a .50 ๐คฃ
@YeetshirtNinja messy?
Lol
@YeetshirtNinja gooey
๐๐
@TERMIN8R yup
@YeetshirtNinja but instead got turned into a party popper via shotgun ๐
Off all the wildlife in Australia though there is one creature, while not venomous, the huntsman spider. Those fuckers are flat, can crawl through really tight spaces and are quick as fuck. Like they will squeeze into the crack of a car door, then when you open it they will scurry like super quick into the car, and their favourite hiding spots in your car are in the air vents and the sun visor.
Seeing one of these drop into your lap when driving just fucking sucks
Same
Then again there was a golden orb spider in Queensland Australia that pulled a green snake up into its web and started fucking eating it. We have spiders that eat snakes
And birds
Yup
Lol
Australia
@Pip ๐
Well I know when Iโve been bested
Yea but if spiders were as big as say, dogs. How the fuck would we deal with them ๐ญ
Youโd need a big fucking show
Shoe*
Bloody auto correct
@Auto-Elf fried or baked?
@Auto-Elf Head on down to Cambodia then ๐คฃ they sell em in the streets
Dead spider if i see one at my place ๐
Whiteys have no righties man.
@Bonk thank you for my nightmare tonight ๐
@YeetshirtNinja let er rip bud
Whiteys have no righties dude stfu
@Your Fuckin Murm remember rank fucktard, whiteys have no righties
@Mr Surkuri nope, just know my place in the literal pecking order we have
Lol
Ze ole bannhammer!
Like a puppet ๐คฃ
I am Spartacus
@Your fucking murm is a jew obvious troll is obvious
@Your fucking murm is a jew shit came out faster but didnโt heal shit for me bud
@Your fucking murm is a jew i drank a litre in 12 seconds bru
@Your fucking murm is a jew recommended speed and amount?
@Your fucking murm is a jew Iโll get back to ya when I do.
@Your fucking murm is a jew itโll cost ya though
@Your fucking murm is a jew calm down Charlie Brown, you just send me a vid first of you downing 5 litres of bleach in 6 seconds first
@Your fucking murm is a jew not so fast fucker, you have some bleach to drink.
@Your fucking murm is a jew break in mate, tell em you need it to save the world.
@Your fucking murm is a jew a shitlord drinking bleach is saving the world man.
No lies
@Your fucking murm is a jew righto, as you were then chap.
This place got quiet real quick
Wut
The fuck lol
I am shitngigz
Bleep
Blerp*
Nothing
We having a thigh comp are we?
My fiancรฉโs cat...is sick of everyoneโs shit
And my cat, Chester.
Heโs just dopey
He was also sick as a kitten
Was a rescue
I got big legs cuz I was carrying more weight not long ago, been losing weight even though Iโm not trying to...kinda nervous actually lol
Was 110 kilos a few months back and am not 94...literally no diet or exercise change
And am now*
Thatโs a good duck
Im gonna smoke some weed
Whoโs not?
Do you eject whole caffeine?
My brothers friends cousins sisters boyfriend ejected an whole caffeine and is now isis...donโt drugs guise
Drinking is fun tho
Got introduced to a pretty fun drinking game a while back though
@Turtle if it was to clean yourself up then good shit. Wonโt force someone who wants to be sober
Iโm a beer guy
@Turtle holy shit
Keep on keepin on dude
Wut
Was gonna say dosnt weed help Parkinsonโs?
Some people say it helps with the shaking
Fuck Iโm glad no one in my family has ever had schizophrenia
I donโt smoke weed all that often but itโs nice to smoke some here and there, helps with my knee and shoulder when they get sore
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