Message from @ThisIsChris
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The movie they’ll make about us one day will be cool
Cannot wait to tell some kid born in 2015 that I was at the first IE conference.
We had a guy in the College Republicans groupchat that literally had a shitty anti-Trump article online and he would always lurk in the chat without saying anything. They didn't kick him out until I raised concerns about him multiple times.
College repubs seem to be kinda uh
Slow would be polite
College Republicans are so dumb. This one girl in my CR is in the same class as me with a Jewish Leftist professor. She is getting mad at him and I am dropping redpills. AKA do not talk back to this guy he is a Jewish Leftist.
Dude I'd love to watch a movie about us with dramatic music over it. Hopefully I'm an important enough member that I would be in it. They could have a scene where I poster my entire campus and causes a protest, or a scene where I get Chinese takeout thrown at me after a confrontation with Antifa or something.
A communist pushed me out of math club leadership because I wouldn't date her.
We do not touch yerrow wamen here Chris. Well done.
tfw crazy slavic woman is your thing
@ophiuchus someone who could pass as a Slav
I look like a 23 year old Bill Murray so maybe him fo me
It actually wasn't fun at the time. She brought a bunch of friends from her communism club (some hug the earth thing) to the math club elections to vote me out. We didn't have membership requirements for voting because it all was congenial until then.
Trans-ageism is now a thing so I now identify as perpetually 27 forever
Dafuq?
Please don’t make me remember that crazy Canadian guy who thinks he’s a 6 year old girl
Very progressive of you. Physics, Biology, and Time are all just social constructs you bigots! Listen to @missliterallywho
@ophiuchus There's a 69 year old Danish guy who wants to be legally 49
It would help him in online dating he says
That’s. Weirdly specific
Also senior citizen discounts
@ThisIsChris he said he'd give up his pension
Ok can I be legally 65 then
So the best of both worlds?
Where’s my social security
He looks pretty young actually
Yeah exactly I identify as retirement aged
GET PUMPED! ⛰ <:deye:359010025223618570>
@missliterallywho if he wants to give up his pension and only wants to go to 49... I guess I'm ok with that
They should have the scene where I assaulted by Antifa in the IE movie. But instead of me just getting some slight scratches like what happened in real life, it should be way over dramatized and I could have flashbacks to it when I'm about to win my election campaign. This would be a great movie. @ophiuchus
and like scary music and everything
Scalding hot general tso’s chicken thrown on your flesh, scarring you for life
make it look like I almost died
it would be phenomenal propaganda
@ThisIsChris I dunno, slippery slope, then we have to allow grown men to identify as 6 year old girls
Your chest has an intricate Lo Mein burn pattern because of the fearsome China Moon Number 5 antifa gang
@missliterallywho then those weirdos can’t vote!
@missliterallywho maybe we could set up acceptable ages to identify as. 49 is actually perfect because too old for kids related things but too young for any benefits.