i always thought beard oil was a gimmick, is it not?

@MrDefault For what beard tho

@Aaron O'regan That it is.

@Virgil You need a beard to use beard oil?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-03/a-wall-street-rule-for-the-metoo-era-avoid-women-at-all-cost

who could have predicted this? 😱

@MrDefault Kinda, that just defeats the purpose if you don't

@Virgil Beard oil is like watering plants. You sprinkle some one add some sunlight and *bam* instant beard.

Beard oil is for conditioning/taming

I think you're talking about a hair tonic my man

No

That’s for hair

Is it essentially the same? Yes

@Alex Kolchak - NY I dunno I think the dems will just adopt the color red to spite us

well, it would be more honest of them... also, the traditional color of the European Right is blue

GI’s gold and IE’s teal would be a pretty aesthetic combination

And when we achieve our final victory we'll force the dems to sign the teal-gold concordate, outlawing nintendo switch worship in Skyrim.

those terms are almost too harsh...

almost

I don't own a Switch, carry on with your oppression...

Did someone say Nintendo Switch

@fgtveassassin Did you just say Nintendo Switch?

first they came for the Switch owners...

and I let them bc my god the numales that have the Switch are broken lol

FYI, don't use products meant for your hair on a beard

and beard oil is used to soften the beard and helps prevent dandruff by keeping the skin healthy

Tfw can't grow a beard

And manlet

Faustian Man is clean-shaven.

wow, it's already happening here.
you'll only get fire, not thrown in jail... yet https://pilotonline.com/news/nation-world/virginia/article_1e8375f4-f974-11e8-8aaf-7fee37353297.html?fbclid=IwAR1SIY2_k8ikLdTUCN-z8KhDwJPERI4lmIFF2o7bcinf_-3i-iFxD-_Eeys

>doorbell rings

>7 packages outside

I love you guys

clean shaven augustus and the 1950s > neckbeard nero and late antiquity beards

Imagine thinking the 1950s was peak aesthetic

Hot take: Clean shaven is an effort to look youthful and boyish

Imagine being able to actually name the period that was 😏

1890s

Sike, 1670s

men grow beards, boys can't

@⚡Clark⚡ No, I'm saying there's *definitely* a time that had peak optics, but it shall remain unnamed, lol.