Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and shits out masterpieces.

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German airplane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"

Those aren't dad jokes they are Chuck Norris jokes. Maybe change the channel name from dad jokes to BAD-Jokes 😛

dad jokes are good, norris jokes are not

But Chuck Norris invented dad jokes

The Mods told me to post them here.

ah got ya

How do I sneak candy into the movie theater?

Let’s just say I have a couple Twix up my sleeves

I like Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline @Lucario

Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?

she got an F for sex

Why did the man run around his bed? ||Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep||

```A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.```

> Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
> she got an F for sex
@Knotty Found the two blondes who reacted with ❓ instead of with <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

```Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.```

```If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!```

```What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.```

```There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.```

Why did the man get fired from the M&M factory?..................He kept throwing out the W's.

A fat man goes to the doctor
Doctor: You're pretty fat, are you ok?
Man: Yeah, it just runs in the family
Doctor: Hmmm, maybe it's because no one runs in your family

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised

So.. She’s got that Nancy Pelosi look going?

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

There's a reason we're called the right and they're the left, Cause we're right and they ain't!

GUYS

Have you heard?

Of the Italian chef who died

He pasta away

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-office-laughing-gif-6194560

I dont get why parents are always asking their kids to pick up their rooms! First of all it's just crazy anyone would expect a child to clean up an entire house considering every room has something of the child's within it, but its physically impossible to pick up a room. Let alone a house.

Was gonna put a second joke after this but it wasn't very funny because I spaced on it.

No this isn't a joke either I'm just apollogizing

My dad actually responds to me or at least reads my messages within 1-5 minutes so

My step-dad takes like 24 hours most the time