Message from @Bladejewel
Discord ID: 776278714127613982
How do I sneak candy into the movie theater?
Let’s just say I have a couple Twix up my sleeves
I like Chuck Norris jokes
Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
she got an F for sex
Why did the man run around his bed? ||Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep||
```A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.```
> Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
> she got an F for sex
@Knotty Found the two blondes who reacted with ❓ instead of with <:dogekek:726878872607653918>
```Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.```
```If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!```
```What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.```
```There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.```
Why did the man get fired from the M&M factory?..................He kept throwing out the W's.
A fat man goes to the doctor
Doctor: You're pretty fat, are you ok?
Man: Yeah, it just runs in the family
Doctor: Hmmm, maybe it's because no one runs in your family
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised
So.. She’s got that Nancy Pelosi look going?
<:KEK:726877368601411624>
There's a reason we're called the right and they're the left, Cause we're right and they ain't!
GUYS
Have you heard?
Of the Italian chef who died
He pasta away
I dont get why parents are always asking their kids to pick up their rooms! First of all it's just crazy anyone would expect a child to clean up an entire house considering every room has something of the child's within it, but its physically impossible to pick up a room. Let alone a house.
Was gonna put a second joke after this but it wasn't very funny because I spaced on it.
No this isn't a joke either I'm just apollogizing
My dad actually responds to me or at least reads my messages within 1-5 minutes so
My step-dad takes like 24 hours most the time
My dad responds with Daily wire articles
"Is drinking 5 cups of coffee a day ethically right?" By Ben Shapiro
Who’s in charge of making sure there’s no counterfeit money in Canada? ||Justin True-dough.||
Oh gawd