Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?

she got an F for sex

Why did the man run around his bed? ||Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep||

```A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.```

> Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
> she got an F for sex
@Knotty Found the two blondes who reacted with ❓ instead of with <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

```Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.```

```If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!```

```What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.```

```There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.```

Why did the man get fired from the M&M factory?..................He kept throwing out the W's.

A fat man goes to the doctor
Doctor: You're pretty fat, are you ok?
Man: Yeah, it just runs in the family
Doctor: Hmmm, maybe it's because no one runs in your family

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised

So.. She’s got that Nancy Pelosi look going?

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

There's a reason we're called the right and they're the left, Cause we're right and they ain't!

GUYS

Have you heard?

Of the Italian chef who died

He pasta away

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-office-laughing-gif-6194560

I dont get why parents are always asking their kids to pick up their rooms! First of all it's just crazy anyone would expect a child to clean up an entire house considering every room has something of the child's within it, but its physically impossible to pick up a room. Let alone a house.

Was gonna put a second joke after this but it wasn't very funny because I spaced on it.

No this isn't a joke either I'm just apollogizing

My dad actually responds to me or at least reads my messages within 1-5 minutes so

My step-dad takes like 24 hours most the time

My dad responds with Daily wire articles

"Is drinking 5 cups of coffee a day ethically right?" By Ben Shapiro

Who’s in charge of making sure there’s no counterfeit money in Canada? ||Justin True-dough.||

.warn @Cqllel Rule 6 violation

Oh gawd

RIP Free Speech ;c

<#719770967542333442> @Cqllel

Yeah I read it

smh