Message from @DarkbeatK

Discord ID: 776150181166317568


2020-11-11 04:21:14 UTC  

When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||

2020-11-11 05:27:54 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-11-11 11:06:45 UTC  

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2020-11-11 11:08:38 UTC  

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2020-11-11 15:30:23 UTC  

What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||

2020-11-11 15:36:20 UTC  

Ah

2020-11-11 15:38:00 UTC  

Ah

2020-11-11 15:38:04 UTC  

Choo!

2020-11-11 17:02:15 UTC  

bless you

2020-11-11 17:12:27 UTC  

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2020-11-11 17:51:33 UTC  

Thank you

2020-11-11 18:09:46 UTC  

Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.

2020-11-11 18:10:58 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-11-11 18:16:47 UTC  

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".

2020-11-11 18:17:04 UTC  

Chuck Norris can fit five billiard balls in his mouth.

2020-11-11 18:17:40 UTC  

Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and shits out masterpieces.

2020-11-11 18:18:21 UTC  

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.

2020-11-11 18:19:08 UTC  

Chuck Norris once shot down a German airplane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"

2020-11-11 18:23:00 UTC  

Those aren't dad jokes they are Chuck Norris jokes. Maybe change the channel name from dad jokes to BAD-Jokes 😛

2020-11-11 18:23:16 UTC  

dad jokes are good, norris jokes are not

2020-11-11 18:23:43 UTC  

But Chuck Norris invented dad jokes

2020-11-11 18:23:49 UTC  

The Mods told me to post them here.

2020-11-11 18:24:05 UTC  

ah got ya

2020-11-11 18:32:32 UTC  

How do I sneak candy into the movie theater?

2020-11-11 18:32:52 UTC  

Let’s just say I have a couple Twix up my sleeves

2020-11-11 18:50:30 UTC  

I like Chuck Norris jokes

2020-11-11 18:51:35 UTC  

Chuck Norris put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline @Lucario

2020-11-11 18:55:39 UTC  

Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?

2020-11-11 18:55:48 UTC  

she got an F for sex

2020-11-11 18:57:05 UTC  

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2020-11-11 19:41:16 UTC  

Why did the man run around his bed? ||Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep||

2020-11-11 19:42:03 UTC  

```A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.```

2020-11-11 20:02:14 UTC  

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2020-11-11 21:24:58 UTC  

> Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
> she got an F for sex
@Knotty Found the two blondes who reacted with ❓ instead of with <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-11-11 21:51:54 UTC  

```Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.```

2020-11-11 21:52:12 UTC  

```If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!```

2020-11-11 21:53:25 UTC  

```What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.```

2020-11-11 21:53:59 UTC  

```There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.```

2020-11-11 21:55:20 UTC  

Why did the man get fired from the M&M factory?..................He kept throwing out the W's.

2020-11-11 23:08:21 UTC  

A fat man goes to the doctor
Doctor: You're pretty fat, are you ok?
Man: Yeah, it just runs in the family
Doctor: Hmmm, maybe it's because no one runs in your family

2020-11-12 02:00:21 UTC  

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised