RGval
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick, she still isn't talking to me.
Whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else.
Volume seems low on the video....kappa
My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
I found this quite interesting. https://youtu.be/Dv92ey9ZzaQ
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.
Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes
Due to the coronavirus quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes.
What is brown and not very heavy?. Light brown.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it, it's spam.
Isdera Imperator
Notice the rearview mirror on the roof!
Life-sized Hot Wheels Twin Mill
Some of my favorite movie & TV cars....
Some of my favorite classic American muscle / sports cars!
Also.....
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