a blind man walks into a bar.
and a table. and a chair.

> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw

What's an astronaut's favorite bar

A space bar

I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.

It went in one ear and out the other.

```I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.```

i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened

Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?

||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||

<a:facepalm:622499503643295765>

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||

want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud

want to hear a clean joke?

the pig took a bath

wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it

another clean joke

The pig also makes and sells his own brand of soap

be careful everyone out there they're taking shopping list from everyone that has turkeys that have 10 to 12 servings.

Speaking of deck pics...

And here’s a big black deck pic

Two men walk into a bar, ||the third one ducks.||

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

A dyslexic man walks into the rab

(Disclaimer! This joke is just wrong!) I got into a big argument with my girlfriend and she broke up with me!.........So I stole her wheelchair.........And guess who came crawling back to me?

A disabled man rolls up to the bar...

@RGval Your girlfriend broke up during an argument? She doesn’t have a backbone...

Ah man keep those deck pics coming <:benSmirk:748215108781473823>

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-laugh-gif-12908770

That is souper cool

Lol

Is that a Ford or Chevy?
||Depends on the spoonful||

I have a deck pic

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VxOdtu5aL._AC_SL1001_.jpg

Pls tell me where’s that emoji at

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754995569608622120/778781514560962560/aP7qe7Q_460s.png