Message from @Taternater74
Discord ID: 778282142681530390
what do you call a camel with three humps?
your mom
Pregnant
so I was correct
wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom
ok I'll leave bye
Smh
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||
Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||
Have you ever smelled moth balls before?
||How do you get their little legs apart?||
Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.
I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese
What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?
Berber
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
||He can cut a quarter of a cord of conifer; if given a quarter for every cord he cut.||
I went to a sporting goods store in their camping section and asked them if they carry powdered water. Then I asked what do I add?
<a:avegetalaugh:696856819330711692>
I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 4.
||At least, now you are.||
@mathgrant that one got me good. I love it
> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw
What's an astronaut's favorite bar
A space bar
I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.
It went in one ear and out the other.
```I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.```
i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened
Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?
||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||
want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud
want to hear a clean joke?
the pig took a bath
wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it
another clean joke