I see, the elusive house wig

cats have the biggest props

they're solar power liquids

pretty sure the squirrels around our place would just invite themselves in.

Cars are scary though

there all just fast zooms zooms that way too many dangerous people own

remeber to thank the cow for being delicious

ha

pigs are just living bacon

so be nice to them, so your bacon tastes good

they're also ribs

wonder how many veggies they had to murder to make one veggie burger

one cow can make tons of burgers

it's the circle of liiiiiife

what humans see: aw cute lil rabbit
what hawk sees is: "oh boy dinner!"

I'd feel bad for eating chickens if they weren't so delicious

people think hyenas are brutal thives

but lions have been know to steal from others more then hyenas

I do like mushrooms but they're funguses

yes

male hyenas' lives suck

how did we ever see lions as noble?

...

wot

I'd rather vote for a resurrected T-Rex with a gun tied to his head

I'd vote for the ducks I feed before biden

If you going to do fart jokes at least be classy

just saying "Fart" like a four year old who just learned a new word is lame

yes

I swear I seen my squirrels raid my kitchen better

sucks to have clean that trash up

because they're all like 5 and think poop is funny

I'll probably forget it

I can't even remember why I go to the kitchen when I got to get a drink

eye bleach and mind wipes

black eyed susans? oh wait that's a flower

demon eyes

it's sad when a joke from Sonic Boom is one of the most relevant things

some earthquakes produce their own lightning

earthquake lights

I remeber it from this show I watched about weird science

School: Okay, we're going to teach how to find the molar mass of an iron sample
Me: when are we going to make this asplode

I suck at basic math

that's why God created calculator

or flat earthers

Chemistry isn't fun when you're stuck learning about molar mass and chemical weights

I would love to see when you launch a Flat earther into space or see what happens when ya blow a bubble in space

If I had to choose other I'd put down "Godzilla"

so

hah

I wonder if a bubble would just freeze in space

we could always put water bears in space to see if we can create an alien race

nah they'll say it's a hologram

I thought the earth was shaped like Rodan

oh noe

that explains too much

people who are dumb: Alaska is cold all year long and super dark
Alaska: Burh, my midnight sun is driving people insane

I wish I could post a picture of a white squirrel in my window, but someone would somehow think it's racist

the squirrels by my place just stare at me until I give them peanuts, and then they go off and take care of themselves the rest of the day

epicly bad

me watching a documentary on crocodiles: Why do I smell politics?

cause its from China

so what do we call Chinese Water Dragon now?

because potaotes?

nah

hah

Actually the E should capital

I felt dirty doing that

China sucks

I love freedom

with all that sodium I'm shocked you're not sick

I mean cheetos and orange aren't banned heree

but Pooh Bear is banned in China so

Cheesy Poops

nah, we should punish everyone because one bad dude kicked my puppy

Communism works if we're all ants

since ants are mindless

but humans have personality and free will

neither do jellyfish, but they don't take shit

they can sting you even after death

welcome to MErica

were if you get off yer lazy ass and did work you too can be rich

I want to keep money I earn just to swim in Scrooge Mc Duck style

I've heard child hearts are quite yummy

rabbits are even easier to breed

just need a female and male bunny

Guppies are the Rabbits of the fish world I swear

they breed like mad if you have a male and female guppy

deep fried kool aid is good

dogs were breed to love

catch rabbits

rabbit breed like wildfire

breed wabbit

and make wabbit stew

dogs were breed to be lovers

I've heard alligator is pretty good

science can prove we as human bred dogs for companionship

if they were breed for food, they'd be fat and chucky

Goats can be friends

but as soon it steps out of line I'm BBQ the lil horny asshole