It’s true what they say. Republican women are hotter on average.

These dems are majority ugly.

A jail and a prison are basically the same thing,
But a jailer and a prisoner, are completely different.

You’ve probably walked past someone you’ve played video games with online before, and didn’t even know.

Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they’ll be together forever.

No ruling British king has ever used the Internet.

If your over the age of 30, you were alive, before every single dog that is currently on earth.

Arms on chairs, are just like chairs for your arms.

If two mind readers are reading each other’s mind, whose mind are they actually reading?

The brain is the only organ, that actually knows it’s an organ. And on top of that, it named itself.

For a very brief second, every 19 year old, is the oldest teenager in the world.

There’s only 2 days in your entire life that aren’t 24 hours long. The day your born, and the day you die.

In 500 years, a young archeologist is going to find someone’s preserved sketchbook with crazy monsters, Dark horror beings, and evil Garfield sketches and spend his whole career trying to prove these things existence.

Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes.

A “lap” is a non-existent part of the body that imaginably exists only when you are sitting.

If a dog could use a computer, he’d likely have his owner as his desktop background.

You don’t realize how many women dye their hair blonde till you think about how many men you know with blonde hair.

People say I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

My wife thinks I’m too nosey. At least, that what she scribbles in her diary.

Since we use chemicals to kill wasps. And wasps use use chemicals to string us. We are at constant chemical warfare with wasps.

Trippy.

This is a test render for a Minecraft animation I’m working on.

I always keep a list on my phone. Never know when I’m gonna need one.

*sigh* what a drag... 😉

Well, The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So it wasn’t us fighting for socialism, it was us fighting hitler while simultaneously helping the enemy of our enemy.

It’d be like if a bully beat up you and your other, smaller bully. Beating up the big bully isn’t fighting for the smaller bully, It’s standing up for yourself and helping others. One of those others just happens to be your bully.

Bruh

That dude definitely most certainly has the wrong number.

I’ve been staring at that table for 3 hours now...I’m not even tired! 😉

Backwards it read you unless sense no makes text this

Busted. 😂😂😂

g-Get it? Bus-ted?



I’ll see myself out...

Crap! Delete this before they see it! They’ve spies everywhere!

https://youtu.be/_ucR-1NodAs

Well. That was unexpected.

Lol, and people said Obama wasn’t a gay president.

This works a little better

Asking for a friend

It looks like eye brows but I don’t think it is.

Idk. Clinton and Beyoncé are both demonic

...I own a BB gun....

Took this photo at a lake house today. Definitely one of the best taken by my phone.

This is another pic that I took a bit later

Looks like a scene from a movie!

Only the Bible readers will understand.

Sent this to my bro.

“If your taking a dump, send me a turd,”

The feds are snagging rioters like they’re on sale

Just last week, we snatched 50+ rioters

And that was just in Minecraft!

It’s funny that Joe would promise that. Trump already did that!

Besides, Biden’s supporters aren’t interested in jobs!

Or she goes by chewy. But that’d be weird

@gggghhhheeee please no talking in the #meme channels. That’s what <#730597788399960155> is for.

@kriegor191 no talking in the meme channels, please. That’s what <#730597788399960155> is for

@KumquatLord oh, okay. Sorry.

Was just trying to help out the mods, But I guess there’s a reason they are mods.

So let me gets this straight, If a fat woman wants to be intimate with a man who’s not interest, the man commits a crime, But if a fat man wants to be intimate with a woman who’s not interested, The man also commits a crime? WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK!!

And fat or thin, That woman in the photo is by no means, attractive.

Modern feminism is an absolute joke. The woman of the old days would be mortified to see what feminism has become.

Those are some seriously vibrant clouds, are they legit or photo shopped in?

3rd one is my fav

About a year ago, I walked to the 15k world border on the oldest Minecraft server still running. Running since like 2011 or something and I walked through all that history.

The server is Minecraft Online and it runs 1.7.10 still. You can probably check out this location. Assuming it was never destroyed or anything.

Matter of fact, I’m gonna travel there today to see if it is still there!

Same spot. New name. New armor. One year later.

I’m gonna make it a tradition to travel there every year.

Yeah, but there was a good reason for that. Honestly, In war, most woman would just be dead weight.

I personally don’t think woman should be drafted. If they want to go into the military, fine. If you can do it. But most girls aren’t gonna want to go to war for a cause they likely don’t believe and kill people for it.

Boys have a fighting drive from a young age. And that’s not society. It’s instinct. God given instinct.

Boys to fight and do heavy work, Girls to care and raise up the next generation. Why are they so unsatisfied with that job? Lol

Imagine if men walked around claiming that “Guys can clean too!” And “you think we cant raise kids because we’re men?” They’d say it childish.

And there’s nothing wrong with that! It’s different claiming the other is less value because of the role, but both roles are vital to society!

And for some reason, feminist can’t see that...

Well, it’s gone from “equal rights” to the feminazi “All men should die” so I honestly have no clue.

Schools. College, and brainwashing. Their trying to build a society against straight white males.

White men are blamed for everything.

Lol, that’s how it is these days

One other that’s proven to be true, Conservative girls are on average more attractive then liberals, 😂😂😂

@Kaiser Wilhelm II Dang! That’s impressive!

I don’t mean to judge the majority of a group, But the Catholic Church has only ever cared about power and money. It’s the reason they crucified Jesus. His presence threatened their power.

Now, not doing gay marriages is fine. A group doesn’t have to accept anyone. Just like a store can kick me out for not wearing a mask.

However, I can’t stand when people say things like “God hates gay people” because that is far from the truth. Jesus died for all sins. Not just yours. If you someone claiming that “God Hates gays” they are not real Christians.

Jesus hung out with sinners, But he didn’t engage in they’re activities.

@mathgrant well yes, it was the Jewish religious leaders who handed Jesus over to the Romans. It may not catholic specifically but it’s a very similar thing.

@Plague Doctor Lawrence The reason being gay I’d considered differently is because it’s a lifestyle and sexual sin. The Bible clearly says marriage is between a man and a woman. So saying otherwise and believe yourself to be right is basically saying the Bible is lying. That is why gays cannot be Christians.

This isn’t to say gay people cannot be good people. They can be great people, But it’s a matter of mindset of your sin. You can struggle with gay thoughts and lust. Asking for forgiveness and asking God to take it from you. But saying that it’s okay and it’s not a problem is not accepted.

The Catholic Church has completely outcasted and rejected any gay people I feel like. Whereas Jesus would’ve accepted them but not their sin.

It’s a complicated thing but when is the answer to these thing simple? Lol

I’m not saying some people are better then others. I’m just asking about the difference in things

Gays and Christians can die on the same battlefield.

The way I would explain that is that God sees in Black, White, And red.

Black: Darkness and corruption.

White: Purity and Righteousness

Red: the blood of Jesus. Covering our mistakes

@phil55 Absolutely. That is my point. Man can only be in red or black. We can’t be white

The domain of righteousness is reserved for God and the angels. Black is for everything in darkness and Red is darkness covered by the blood of Jesus

Lol, yes. Deep conversations for <#730597788399960155>

Yeah, maybe

My church is non denomination. But if we had to pick one, it’d probably be Pentecostal

I actually know a man who goes to my church who has old Vietnam war footage of boats. He was in the US Navy.