Are there any dam sharks in the dam water?

I think the brain slugs would die of starvation in a leftist's head.

Thousands of dead corpses show up at the inauguration ceremony. Does that mean corpses come in varieties other than dead?

Zombies elected vampires. Politics.

Vampires. Leeches. They're all blood suckers. You know. Poly ticks.

> My sister has never seen a stonks meme, got any that I can show her
@Adrinette146 Show her this vid on Youtube. watch?v=UeccD6fYBlw

Why is a calendar always scared? Its days are numbered.

If I were there, I'd have to fold.

I have a deck pic

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VxOdtu5aL._AC_SL1001_.jpg

Sounds like current events to me

Can't help it if I'm wired for making puns.

Sounds like it was an open and close joint operation.

I don't get the fraction picture.

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/AityN1AJHZeC7awsCxjnEhEJwy68YWCmq9vPJKZMPmc/https/i.imgur.com/GknAcwm.mp4

https://img.ifunny.co/images/3f1d7274cf56fc3a7963d6fd4276c8a3480ef559328c6a1a16f8b2be676a47e2_1.jpg

College has definitely become more of an indoctrination thing. I'm a cashier where I work, and when I can impress college students by calling out change before typing anything in (BASIC MATH), it's no longer surprising. Just depressing.

The Thing: It was among us before Among Us

https://tenor.com/view/science-bitch-pendulum-physics-gif-8133471

You know, there are probably some people out there like, "Joe, you can't just destroy the country in a week! You gotta spread it out a bit! Come on, man!"

Round and round she goes!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759192495782625292/807573917345775626/image0-25.png

I could swear I saw a meme of a fish with a mask here a few minutes ago, but I can't seem to relocate it.

Thank you

https://imgur.com/vvI4BEM

Ah, sweet memories.