Message from @CoolGuard
Discord ID: 778288355502587925
your mom
Pregnant
so I was correct
wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom
ok I'll leave bye
Smh
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||
Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||
Have you ever smelled moth balls before?
||How do you get their little legs apart?||
Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.
I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese
What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?
Berber
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
||He can cut a quarter of a cord of conifer; if given a quarter for every cord he cut.||
I went to a sporting goods store in their camping section and asked them if they carry powdered water. Then I asked what do I add?
<a:avegetalaugh:696856819330711692>
I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 4.
||At least, now you are.||
@mathgrant that one got me good. I love it
a blind man walks into a bar.
and a table. and a chair.
> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw
What's an astronaut's favorite bar
A space bar
I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.
It went in one ear and out the other.
```I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.```
i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened
Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?
||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||
<a:facepalm:622499503643295765>
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||
want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud
want to hear a clean joke?
the pig took a bath
wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it
another clean joke
The pig also makes and sells his own brand of soap