Message from @ChristianChicken1089

Discord ID: 778776440313348096


2020-11-17 22:54:57 UTC  

i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened

2020-11-18 01:53:48 UTC  

Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?

||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||

2020-11-18 03:47:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778466343707607060/image0.jpg

2020-11-18 03:52:22 UTC  

<a:facepalm:622499503643295765>

2020-11-18 04:17:04 UTC  

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||

2020-11-18 04:19:29 UTC  

want to hear a dirty joke?

2020-11-18 04:19:59 UTC  

A pig fell in the mud

2020-11-18 04:20:12 UTC  

want to hear a clean joke?

2020-11-18 04:20:18 UTC  

the pig took a bath

2020-11-18 04:27:30 UTC  

wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it

2020-11-18 04:27:52 UTC  

another clean joke

2020-11-18 04:28:10 UTC  

The pig also makes and sells his own brand of soap

2020-11-18 05:00:03 UTC  

be careful everyone out there they're taking shopping list from everyone that has turkeys that have 10 to 12 servings.

2020-11-18 05:02:04 UTC  

Speaking of deck pics...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778485150135746582/image0.jpg

2020-11-18 05:02:37 UTC  

And here’s a big black deck pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778485289437757480/image0.jpg

2020-11-18 13:25:44 UTC  

Two men walk into a bar, ||the third one ducks.||

2020-11-18 20:55:32 UTC  

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

2020-11-18 21:48:40 UTC  

A dyslexic man walks into the rab

2020-11-18 23:24:30 UTC  

(Disclaimer! This joke is just wrong!) I got into a big argument with my girlfriend and she broke up with me!.........So I stole her wheelchair.........And guess who came crawling back to me?

2020-11-18 23:55:48 UTC  

A disabled man rolls up to the bar...

2020-11-19 00:19:32 UTC  

@RGval Your girlfriend broke up during an argument? She doesn’t have a backbone...

2020-11-19 01:41:01 UTC  

Ah man keep those deck pics coming <:benSmirk:748215108781473823>

2020-11-19 04:27:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778838895902195712/FB_IMG_1605462882014.jpg

2020-11-19 04:35:13 UTC  

That is souper cool

2020-11-19 04:41:36 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-19 05:02:42 UTC  

Is that a Ford or Chevy?
||Depends on the spoonful||

2020-11-19 05:45:08 UTC  

I have a deck pic

2020-11-19 14:18:18 UTC  

Pls tell me where’s that emoji at

2020-11-19 15:49:43 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 16:02:09 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 17:24:52 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 19:39:47 UTC  

What emoji? @✨Ducati✨

2020-11-19 19:40:50 UTC  

The one where he slapped his face

2020-11-19 19:47:26 UTC  

Join a discord that has that emote

2020-11-19 19:47:50 UTC  

...and pay for Nitro cuz its animated.

2020-11-19 21:14:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/779092348797452288/Screenshot_20201119-151351_Discord.jpg

2020-11-19 21:19:35 UTC  

Alcohol Abuse

2020-11-19 21:47:07 UTC  

Anheuser-Busch knows how to meme