Message from @Nope
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i have a cow that has a green halter i call her moss cow
I had my leg X-rayed at my health check today - the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'
I asked "inch high knees?"
He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高
What is Joe Biden's favorite movie? <:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Both of them get smashed and the giraffe falls over. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't leave that laying there." The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe," and walks our the door.
The Thing: It was among us before Among Us
How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
I once tickled a man to death. I was charged with manslaughter.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs
Lean beef
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
Utter destructiooooooooon
Mood
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What is that?
At first I thought it was a car engine but now I have my doubts...
It’s a suit for a cat
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Its a intake manifold. Probably for a ls motor
yeah
won't start without it
also gets really dirty if you let oil leak, which is why it's in the dishwasher
so basically the joke is it's gonna start something, but it's gonna start a fight, instead of an engine
no, the joke is that when you try to clean that in the dishwasher, it'll make a mess because the dishwasher isn't made to clean off that much grease or carbon deposits. In short, it made a mess and the wife is pissed
and also because hubby put car parts before real chores
yes, so it starts an argument right?
xD
yeah
Add dawn to take care of the grease, worked for me.
Too complicated to be funny tbh 😂 <:KEK:726877368601411624>
Liberals make sense
The ones I've met make neither sense nor cents
Lol
BLM is 100% peaceful
*get it? Cause it's jokes*
Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke
Most of my dad jokes make dollars
I also get some money from the laundry