What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs

Lean beef

What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence

Utter destructiooooooooon

Mood

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What is that?

At first I thought it was a car engine but now I have my doubts...

It’s a suit for a cat

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Its a intake manifold. Probably for a ls motor

Does it have something to do with starting an engine

yeah

won't start without it

also gets really dirty if you let oil leak, which is why it's in the dishwasher

so basically the joke is it's gonna start something, but it's gonna start a fight, instead of an engine

no, the joke is that when you try to clean that in the dishwasher, it'll make a mess because the dishwasher isn't made to clean off that much grease or carbon deposits. In short, it made a mess and the wife is pissed

and also because hubby put car parts before real chores

yes, so it starts an argument right?

xD

yeah

Add dawn to take care of the grease, worked for me.

Too complicated to be funny tbh 😂 <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Liberals make sense

The ones I've met make neither sense nor cents

Lol

BLM is 100% peaceful

*get it? Cause it's jokes*

Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke

Most of my dad jokes make dollars

I also get some money from the laundry

Hehe

it really triggers my taste buds with that smoky after taste though...

he made the right choice

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