Message from @ConsumerJunk

Discord ID: 783834681128255489


2020-12-02 04:55:07 UTC  

It’s a suit for a cat

2020-12-02 05:14:45 UTC  

<:What2:777241822930010132>

2020-12-02 11:41:02 UTC  

Its a intake manifold. Probably for a ls motor

2020-12-02 14:47:34 UTC  

Does it have something to do with starting an engine

2020-12-02 15:26:39 UTC  

yeah

2020-12-02 15:26:47 UTC  

won't start without it

2020-12-02 15:27:07 UTC  

also gets really dirty if you let oil leak, which is why it's in the dishwasher

2020-12-02 16:46:29 UTC  

so basically the joke is it's gonna start something, but it's gonna start a fight, instead of an engine

2020-12-02 16:59:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/783739243087659068/image0-40.png

2020-12-02 17:26:11 UTC  

no, the joke is that when you try to clean that in the dishwasher, it'll make a mess because the dishwasher isn't made to clean off that much grease or carbon deposits. In short, it made a mess and the wife is pissed

2020-12-02 17:26:30 UTC  

and also because hubby put car parts before real chores

2020-12-02 17:26:36 UTC  

yes, so it starts an argument right?

2020-12-02 17:26:38 UTC  

xD

2020-12-02 17:26:40 UTC  

yeah

2020-12-02 19:20:21 UTC  

Add dawn to take care of the grease, worked for me.

2020-12-02 20:23:14 UTC  

Too complicated to be funny tbh 😂 <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-02 23:02:20 UTC  

Liberals make sense

2020-12-02 23:16:21 UTC  

The ones I've met make neither sense nor cents

2020-12-02 23:18:44 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-02 23:18:58 UTC  

BLM is 100% peaceful

2020-12-02 23:19:10 UTC  

*get it? Cause it's jokes*

2020-12-02 23:19:53 UTC  

Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke

2020-12-02 23:27:02 UTC  

Most of my dad jokes make dollars

2020-12-02 23:27:59 UTC  

I also get some money from the laundry

2020-12-03 05:31:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/783928462813429770/Screenshot_20201203-003110_Facebook.jpg

2020-12-03 05:32:00 UTC  

Hehe

2020-12-03 06:42:26 UTC  

it really triggers my taste buds with that smoky after taste though...

2020-12-03 11:38:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/784020817532813312/20201201_112845.jpg

2020-12-03 15:17:13 UTC  

he made the right choice

2020-12-03 15:20:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/784076490513580082/7de8e1bb164f8bf5b2851d26680223a8.png

2020-12-03 15:21:25 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:21:47 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:24:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/784077663517147167/293ui3.png

2020-12-03 17:36:33 UTC  

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2020-12-03 17:38:24 UTC  

<:Toast:777340311868932126>

2020-12-03 23:04:35 UTC  

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

He didn't. He got stuck in a crack!

2020-12-03 23:55:41 UTC  

Why are we assuming the gender of the toilet paper? 🤔

2020-12-04 00:00:33 UTC  

Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better

2020-12-04 00:00:42 UTC  

*my

2020-12-04 01:47:34 UTC  

You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If you’re on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.

See? This text was added later. You can tell by the “edited” mark on the bottom of my message.