Message from @Kavasir

Discord ID: 784861255927070790


2020-12-04 00:00:33 UTC  

Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better

2020-12-04 00:00:42 UTC  

*my

2020-12-04 01:47:34 UTC  

You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If you’re on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.

See? This text was added later. You can tell by the “edited” mark on the bottom of my message.

2020-12-04 02:16:53 UTC  

Even though I’m a Capitalist and a Patriot, I have to admit that the Soviet anthem sounds really good

2020-12-04 02:17:12 UTC  

||And you know it’s true because if it didn’t, the writers would have been shot.||

2020-12-04 02:26:22 UTC  

> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too 🙂

2020-12-04 03:38:22 UTC  

A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

2020-12-04 03:42:08 UTC  

I may have had too much to drink tonight...

2020-12-04 04:43:43 UTC  

If you get cold just stand in a corner because they are around 90 degrees

2020-12-04 05:37:45 UTC  

Great jokes ^

2020-12-04 14:56:14 UTC  

You could say my teacher’s just hanging around

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2020-12-04 16:42:38 UTC  

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2020-12-04 18:48:31 UTC  

Which Shakespeare character killed the most chickens?

||Macbeth, because he did murder most foul/fowl||

2020-12-04 20:47:29 UTC  

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2020-12-04 22:10:54 UTC  

The media

2020-12-05 03:48:41 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:00:26 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:00:57 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:01:32 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:02:18 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:18:25 UTC  

Mutes are practically unheard of.

2020-12-05 19:19:17 UTC  

My neighbour's daughter was killed when she was swimming under a rotted-out dock that collapsed on her. ||She ultimately died of pier pressure.||

2020-12-05 19:22:28 UTC  

Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.

2020-12-05 19:23:19 UTC  

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.

2020-12-05 19:27:54 UTC  

Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.

2020-12-05 19:29:21 UTC  

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||

2020-12-05 20:49:59 UTC  

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2020-12-05 22:24:02 UTC  

Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans

*kill me please*

2020-12-05 22:38:59 UTC  

*Gladly.* 🙂

2020-12-06 00:07:30 UTC  

@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary

2020-12-06 20:58:36 UTC  

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2020-12-07 01:32:53 UTC  

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2020-12-07 08:52:21 UTC  

My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!

2020-12-07 16:14:37 UTC  

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2020-12-07 22:20:54 UTC  

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2020-12-07 23:02:56 UTC  

I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".

2020-12-08 01:09:21 UTC  

i already love this discord and the punderful people on here

2020-12-08 01:34:53 UTC  

Yeah it's grate

2020-12-08 02:41:21 UTC  

Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin