The media

Mutes are practically unheard of.

My neighbour's daughter was killed when she was swimming under a rotted-out dock that collapsed on her. ||She ultimately died of pier pressure.||

Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.

Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||

Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans

*kill me please*

*Gladly.* 🙂

@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260896487318355968/784992795282112512/0i8izmjdfd361.png

My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".

i already love this discord and the punderful people on here

Yeah it's grate

Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin

Yeah, it is-

It's never a drain

*groans in agony and despair*

because you posted this dad joke... I completely agree

Why is everyone talking about Paula and why should I care about her ticks ?

just

wow

Got dressed this morning and found a hole in my sock...darn

I went to visit my Mother-in-law the other day. I rang the bell and she opened the door in her nightdress, and I thought 'That's an odd place to have a door'.

I was miserable until this tall girl walked past my window. I knew she was tall, I live 8 floors up.

bruh

you did a darning joke....jokes from the 1850's

Call me old fashioned