Message from @NiceMarmot14
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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
He didn't. He got stuck in a crack!
Why are we assuming the gender of the toilet paper? 🤔
Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better
*my
You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If you’re on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.
See? This text was added later. You can tell by the “edited” mark on the bottom of my message.
Even though I’m a Capitalist and a Patriot, I have to admit that the Soviet anthem sounds really good
||And you know it’s true because if it didn’t, the writers would have been shot.||
> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too 🙂
A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
I may have had too much to drink tonight...
If you get cold just stand in a corner because they are around 90 degrees
Great jokes ^
You could say my teacher’s just hanging around
Which Shakespeare character killed the most chickens?
||Macbeth, because he did murder most foul/fowl||
The media
Mutes are practically unheard of.
My neighbour's daughter was killed when she was swimming under a rotted-out dock that collapsed on her. ||She ultimately died of pier pressure.||
Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.
I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.
Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||
Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans
*kill me please*
*Gladly.* 🙂
@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary
My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!