> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too 🙂

A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I may have had too much to drink tonight...

If you get cold just stand in a corner because they are around 90 degrees

Great jokes ^

You could say my teacher’s just hanging around

Which Shakespeare character killed the most chickens?

||Macbeth, because he did murder most foul/fowl||

The media

Mutes are practically unheard of.

My neighbour's daughter was killed when she was swimming under a rotted-out dock that collapsed on her. ||She ultimately died of pier pressure.||

Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.

Propagating.- ||What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands||.

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,|| then soviet||

Why was the stadium so cool?
It was full of fans

*kill me please*

*Gladly.* 🙂

@TheCraziestOregonian get some dirt on Hillary

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260896487318355968/784992795282112512/0i8izmjdfd361.png

My Uncle is addicted to Viagra, my Aunt is taking it very hard!

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

I learned to type, and I found the keys to "happiness".

i already love this discord and the punderful people on here

Yeah it's grate

Heard Ireland has the fastest growing capital, it's always Dublin

Yeah, it is-

It's never a drain

*groans in agony and despair*

because you posted this dad joke... I completely agree

Why is everyone talking about Paula and why should I care about her ticks ?