Message from @SpiffyFlyingPig

Discord ID: 784241792684916737


2020-12-02 23:19:53 UTC  

Joe Biden. That's it, that's the joke

2020-12-02 23:27:02 UTC  

Most of my dad jokes make dollars

2020-12-02 23:27:59 UTC  

I also get some money from the laundry

2020-12-03 05:31:51 UTC  

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2020-12-03 05:32:00 UTC  

Hehe

2020-12-03 06:42:26 UTC  

it really triggers my taste buds with that smoky after taste though...

2020-12-03 11:38:49 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:17:13 UTC  

he made the right choice

2020-12-03 15:20:03 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:21:25 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:21:47 UTC  

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2020-12-03 15:24:43 UTC  

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2020-12-03 17:36:33 UTC  

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2020-12-03 17:38:24 UTC  

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2020-12-03 23:04:35 UTC  

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

He didn't. He got stuck in a crack!

2020-12-03 23:55:41 UTC  

Why are we assuming the gender of the toilet paper? 🤔

2020-12-04 00:00:33 UTC  

Mt ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better

2020-12-04 00:00:42 UTC  

*my

2020-12-04 01:47:34 UTC  

You can just your see text to fix typos. Hold it down and hit edit. If you’re on PC, There should be a button on the side of text you can hit.

See? This text was added later. You can tell by the “edited” mark on the bottom of my message.

2020-12-04 02:16:53 UTC  

Even though I’m a Capitalist and a Patriot, I have to admit that the Soviet anthem sounds really good

2020-12-04 02:17:12 UTC  

||And you know it’s true because if it didn’t, the writers would have been shot.||

2020-12-04 02:26:22 UTC  

> There should be a button on the side of text you can hit
it's no longer there for me, but you can still right-click too 🙂

2020-12-04 03:38:22 UTC  

A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

2020-12-04 03:42:08 UTC  

I may have had too much to drink tonight...

2020-12-04 04:43:43 UTC  

If you get cold just stand in a corner because they are around 90 degrees

2020-12-04 05:37:45 UTC  

Great jokes ^

2020-12-04 14:56:14 UTC  

You could say my teacher’s just hanging around

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2020-12-04 16:42:38 UTC  

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2020-12-04 18:48:31 UTC  

Which Shakespeare character killed the most chickens?

||Macbeth, because he did murder most foul/fowl||

2020-12-04 20:47:29 UTC  

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2020-12-04 22:10:54 UTC  

The media

2020-12-05 03:48:41 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:00:26 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:00:57 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:01:32 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:02:18 UTC  

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2020-12-05 19:18:25 UTC  

Mutes are practically unheard of.

2020-12-05 19:19:17 UTC  

My neighbour's daughter was killed when she was swimming under a rotted-out dock that collapsed on her. ||She ultimately died of pier pressure.||

2020-12-05 19:22:28 UTC  

Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - ||Demerara||.

2020-12-05 19:23:19 UTC  

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. ||We’re going to go on a date next week||.