chimps dont really do much face ripping

thats baboons

key word being much

chimps mostly break fingers and toes if they rage out and hurt you

aye chimps don't rip the face, they eat it

Cats don’t do either, unless youre dead.

Just spank the baboons arse if it rips yer face off

Then they just eat your face

Lol

id love a Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose, but fuck the whole looking after it shit

my brother wanted to buy a monkey, some wee capuchin thing he saw for sale....whole family had a pure intervention on him to tell him not to fucking do it

cat will eat you.... dog will lay down and die with you

Aren't chimps capable of breaking your fucking neck

id rather have the dog

cats will eat the old ladies who spend the last years of their lives with them

I once got bit by a capuchin the little shit @Mandy

lol Spork

on a regular basis enough that it's expected

I was like 6 and I hate them

Still cute

Capuchins are devious little bastards

i got bit on the nose by a chinchilla , lil shit

Fair

ill never forget i had a m8 with a big ass bird that i had to defend myself from..... birb died as a result

If I could have any animal I'd walk around with this cunt. Not a single smackhead would ask you for 40p

Describe the battle

The devil birds

Just a fat emu

That sad moment when you have to put stuff back in the store

it bit my head and i threw it into a wall and it didnt move

who was the tv presenter that kept getting pecked by one of those back in the day

@Spork molk say that to it's face

Mental

his mom was furious

@Aya british tv?

she tried to get the cops on me

Nah, you good @Bonk

Cassowarys are just mean looking fuckers all around

yeah british

they are just mini raptors

fuck that