on a regular basis enough that it's expected

I was like 6 and I hate them

Still cute

Capuchins are devious little bastards

i got bit on the nose by a chinchilla , lil shit

Fair

ill never forget i had a m8 with a big ass bird that i had to defend myself from..... birb died as a result

If I could have any animal I'd walk around with this cunt. Not a single smackhead would ask you for 40p

Describe the battle

The devil birds

Just a fat emu

That sad moment when you have to put stuff back in the store

it bit my head and i threw it into a wall and it didnt move

who was the tv presenter that kept getting pecked by one of those back in the day

@Spork molk say that to it's face

Mental

his mom was furious

@Aya british tv?

she tried to get the cops on me

Nah, you good @Bonk

Cassowarys are just mean looking fuckers all around

yeah british

they are just mini raptors

fuck that

^

Rod Hull

some dude on tv was talking about the birds and one just kept pecking him over and over

Cassowaries are the meanest cunts on the planet except maybe the honey badger

@YeetshirtNinja lol yea, been chased by one, they suck

wouldn't fuck with either

fuck badgers

Honey badgers just don’t give a shit

Honey badgers are the best self defence animal. Thing will fight a lion and win

actually did you know beavers are mean af?

Bullet proof basically

ah i remember that, cant remember a name tho, maybe it was Scofield tbh

nothing is bulletproof, you just need a bigger bullet

Skin tough enough to survive machete blows, locals freak when they see one

The honey badger will bit the butler

Bullet

Yea fuckers wouldn’t survive a .50 🤣