as in he literally sleeps in a barn

dog is like your best mate, cat is just an asshole roommate who drinks all the milk and puts the jug back in the fridge

@YeetshirtNinja Where I live was full of cats, fuckers would come near my house and would get petted always

i love both dogs and cats, tho dogs the most. I`ll always have at least one of them in my life I suppose.

My mum has the sweetest cat who will follow you around till you pick her up

dogs are indeed the superior animal

^

Damn shame lolfire keeps trying to fuck them

what cat gonna do this for you????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oOQMLQAjM

none

Aye dog are better than cats but cats are cool

@Ruger Martha and her cat would like to battle you to prove you wrong

Sorry I only like monkeys as pets

haha

my cat looks at me like im a vending machine, my dog looked at me like i was the creator of the universe

Wtf is that cat

@Dazzie dont dox yer uncle like that

I know thats a joke dazzie but I don’t want my face ripped off

awwww 2 monkeys

Lol

Fuck sake

Ill leave the room for 3 seconds. I come back and its like they havent seen me in 2 years

chimps dont really do much face ripping

thats baboons

key word being much

chimps mostly break fingers and toes if they rage out and hurt you

aye chimps don't rip the face, they eat it

Cats don’t do either, unless youre dead.

Just spank the baboons arse if it rips yer face off

Then they just eat your face

Lol

id love a Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose, but fuck the whole looking after it shit

my brother wanted to buy a monkey, some wee capuchin thing he saw for sale....whole family had a pure intervention on him to tell him not to fucking do it

cat will eat you.... dog will lay down and die with you

Aren't chimps capable of breaking your fucking neck

id rather have the dog

cats will eat the old ladies who spend the last years of their lives with them

I once got bit by a capuchin the little shit @Mandy

lol Spork

on a regular basis enough that it's expected