+giveme consent

cool cool.

@AstroTorch Me too? :3

Dude, u think u got septic for something harsh? @Papa Benz

I entered a chat a said jigglypuff and got showered with fecal matter

Every girl in India is in a middle of a stroke

The face says it all

Super Sayiayeet

He *Snorts* curry powder

Yo, i feel sore, can someone please lick me?

He did

I liked every moment of it

👌

oooooh no.

Always wanted to try that

@sweatercowsandsass A minority?

Wish i could have a minority

Is that an *umpa lumpa*?

*Corgi accepts you*

*Cato knows and wants to take part*

He smile, but he also siccs pacc

@Endecros Fuck, that's true

Someone need less kids?

In Italy it's less

I'm bringing the kids in Italy

Me feminine, me vagina 5 feet wide

@Lyra Me boobs > Me.

Fight me

Who wants a sandwich?

@Doktor S That's the spirit

Karen will shut up, as the woman/property she is

dats right

Brawl Stars?

@󠀀󠀀AK awww, thanks

Still got the kids tho

@DUB3R5 Raise my kids and I'm sold

When Platon cuddles you

@DUB3R5 Fockin D E A L (only if you eat them)

Gotta go to sleep, who wants to kiss my FUCKING NIGGERS goodnight?

Who did you call a whore?

I'll let you know I have family

A good stew maybe

@Crawfoot Fuck, you've made me look <:bleach:437288737240514581>

Were they actually interested?

@Crawfoot Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, I was thinking about lolis...

AND asian

They're basically synonims

2) Their dick is in a man

Film it

@SerendipitŸ *Someone said riot?!*

1151 Whities, about the right amount

@Nerd How much cum have you drank

Me brown whitey

Me inside your toilet

Me gonna snatch dat snatch when you ain't looking

k...

Ever seen Santa jack off in a chimney?

Yeah, daddy was there too

Seems like what you read on a note when they find you

27-28

@Hammond_of_Texas You ever see a priest and wonder if it's the biggest in the Vatican?

Then he shows you bc u're 8 and you guessed right

@Leeroy Pf, amateur

A real gentleman stays in there all day

Pikachu and fucking pidgey against a rock type?!

Might as well hit your head against a rock until one of those breaks

<:heil:445315385340723211>

y use more words few words goooood <:amerimarkus:437127776462700544>

@Ruger Yeah, before sapiens killed and ate them, absorbing their iq

Dude, I ate a black kid, now if I say the N word nobody corrects me

@Ruger My mum alternates between men and women

It's how she stays a woman

@Ruger Ever tried black liquorice + chocolate?

It's like diving into a dentist's gaping mouthole

Who likes white chocolate?

@Shmeh FFFFUCK yeah

@bluey140 Duuuude, when I was little those were the SHIT

Aww, It's the one that makes all the cute sparkles in the water

@Kai Sounds like pornhub's premium videos

About to start "Dark" on Netflix, anyone got advices?

Was @SerendipitŸ the criminal?

When's time stamp?

Did, started from the beginning

No worries

Saw it, fucking legend

"Sorry Nick"
*"AWW FUCK"*

@soup dad Self-eating crust

Whole-tuna pizza

@Kingdilph Dude, there's this chain near my house, in 10 minutes they'll cook you this amazing pizza

I'm imagining a pizza with alzheimer's

Ever tried mushroom pizza?

I love the mushroom-sausage-ham combo

@Tailed Feature Might as well do just cheese+tomato sauce

Did I just...

Was that a ghost of past trap?

Sure ;)

Niggas bein under your bed waitin

Knew a girl that did

She's actually a druggy by now