Message from @shitzngigz
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funny shit
he was out dove hunting and a giant emu just fucking rolled up ready to fuck
@YeetshirtNinja but instead got turned into a party popper via shotgun ๐
tried to back off and it chased him
so he let it have it
large flightless birds are assholes
lets just face it
Indeed
lad just didnt give af
Box a kangaroo
Thatโs a cool idea
Speaking of kangaroos...
roos will fuck you up
Off all the wildlife in Australia though there is one creature, while not venomous, the huntsman spider. Those fuckers are flat, can crawl through really tight spaces and are quick as fuck. Like they will squeeze into the crack of a car door, then when you open it they will scurry like super quick into the car, and their favourite hiding spots in your car are in the air vents and the sun visor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xJvxSZ9aI @Ruger some nostalgia....theres somebody at the door.....
we are lucky our planet cant support giant spiders..... fuck me im glad its just not possible
Same
could you imagine a spider the size of a great dane?
nope nope nope
be easier to keep one out your house like
Goliath bird eating spider is pretty big
there was a time actually during the carboniferous period when there were giant insects
Then again there was a golden orb spider in Queensland Australia that pulled a green snake up into its web and started fucking eating it. We have spiders that eat snakes
@Bonk enjoy making it to the car when it builds a nest ON your house
hahaha
like think of a 9ft trapdoor spider
nope
fuck that
nope nope nope
And birds
there was a time when insects were around our size
Hate spiders.
the earth cant support spiders that big at any stage of its being @TERMIN8R