Message from @shitzngigz
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Describe the battle
The devil birds
Just a fat emu
That sad moment when you have to put stuff back in the store
it bit my head and i threw it into a wall and it didnt move
who was the tv presenter that kept getting pecked by one of those back in the day
@Spork molk say that to it's face
Mental
his mom was furious
she tried to get the cops on me
Nah, you good @Bonk
Cassowarys are just mean looking fuckers all around
yeah british
they are just mini raptors
fuck that
^
Rod Hull
some dude on tv was talking about the birds and one just kept pecking him over and over
Cassowaries are the meanest cunts on the planet except maybe the honey badger
wouldn't fuck with either
fuck badgers
Honey badgers just don’t give a shit
Honey badgers are the best self defence animal. Thing will fight a lion and win
actually did you know beavers are mean af?
Bullet proof basically
ah i remember that, cant remember a name tho, maybe it was Scofield tbh
nothing is bulletproof, you just need a bigger bullet
Skin tough enough to survive machete blows, locals freak when they see one
The honey badger will bit the butler
Bullet
Yea fuckers wouldn’t survive a .50 🤣
i just keep remembering the rod hull and emu interviews where he terrorised the presenters
No chill
@Spork molk I'd rather have a pet Wolverine tbh they would fuck up a honey Badger
ran into a group of beavers by accident and they chased me for a WHILE
I should get that printed on a bumper sticker, the rednecks would love it
hehe emu and rod hull were class
haha I loved those
emu didnt gaf, would attack anyhone