Message from @shitzngigz

Discord ID: 529009380428087296


2018-12-30 18:52:33 UTC  

And thats mean

2018-12-30 18:52:34 UTC  

very

2018-12-30 18:52:37 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-30 18:52:56 UTC  

he hit the emu in the face from like 5 ft

2018-12-30 18:53:02 UTC  

Emus exist to roast the whole of australia

2018-12-30 18:53:02 UTC  

emu exploded

2018-12-30 18:53:04 UTC  
2018-12-30 18:53:18 UTC  

thing was a dick

2018-12-30 18:53:23 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2018-12-30 18:53:26 UTC  

What about this angry fucker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/529009134423769088/9da93668a4047c1bd00b449547d6a086.jpg

2018-12-30 18:53:26 UTC  

believe it or not, you can counter any point made by an australian by bringing up the emu war

2018-12-30 18:53:32 UTC  

got off the owners property....... attacked my homie on his land

2018-12-30 18:53:33 UTC  

Riding an emu into battle against the wakandans

2018-12-30 18:53:35 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA gotta watch this if you haven't already

2018-12-30 18:53:39 UTC  
2018-12-30 18:53:45 UTC  

Holy shit, thing looks possessed ahahah

2018-12-30 18:53:51 UTC  

fuckin loved rod hull man

2018-12-30 18:53:54 UTC  

funny shit

2018-12-30 18:54:02 UTC  

he was out dove hunting and a giant emu just fucking rolled up ready to fuck

2018-12-30 18:54:24 UTC  

@YeetshirtNinja but instead got turned into a party popper via shotgun πŸ˜‚

2018-12-30 18:54:28 UTC  

tried to back off and it chased him

2018-12-30 18:54:34 UTC  

so he let it have it

2018-12-30 18:54:41 UTC  

large flightless birds are assholes

2018-12-30 18:54:44 UTC  

lets just face it

2018-12-30 18:54:47 UTC  

Indeed

2018-12-30 18:54:55 UTC  

lad just didnt give af

2018-12-30 18:55:12 UTC  

Box a kangaroo

2018-12-30 18:55:18 UTC  

That’s a cool idea

2018-12-30 18:55:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/529009721634586624/Fucking_magic.webm

2018-12-30 18:55:49 UTC  

Speaking of kangaroos...

2018-12-30 18:57:03 UTC  

roos will fuck you up

2018-12-30 18:57:04 UTC  

Off all the wildlife in Australia though there is one creature, while not venomous, the huntsman spider. Those fuckers are flat, can crawl through really tight spaces and are quick as fuck. Like they will squeeze into the crack of a car door, then when you open it they will scurry like super quick into the car, and their favourite hiding spots in your car are in the air vents and the sun visor.

2018-12-30 18:57:07 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xJvxSZ9aI @Ruger some nostalgia....theres somebody at the door.....

2018-12-30 18:57:32 UTC  

@Mandy ahhhh YAASSSS πŸ˜„

2018-12-30 18:58:34 UTC  

Seeing one of these drop into your lap when driving just fucking sucks

2018-12-30 18:58:52 UTC  

we are lucky our planet cant support giant spiders..... fuck me im glad its just not possible

2018-12-30 18:58:58 UTC  

Same