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Accurate
yep
It deserves a nuke
Saw this the other day
Worth watching again
Give me your kekls, normie
SHADILAY
Scam.
We already have a meme coin, Dogecoin.
This some idiot mined it all by himself, now he wants to sell it.
and I don't want to buy it
you and who's army?
Why does the left, curse in everything they do ๐ค
because they're degens
because they think it makes it more powerful
It doesnt
it makes them weak
It makes me think of a child throwing a tantrum trying to shock their parents
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
kek
Also, fuck off Twitter, I don't want to follow a shithole country
๐ ๐ ๐
๐พ ๐ช ๐ธ
WEEEW
Player 2 has Entered the Game
I remember reading James May when I was like 9
I grew up with him and Clarkson
they basically raised me
No wonder you ended up like this
<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
But legit, same here
Top Gear was my favourite show growing up
I don't even fuckin like cars
and then they invented Jackass when I was teen
I think I was 13 when Jackass came out
I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is flip the State of Florida from Blue to Red
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I have 11 God Children
It's a bit mad
Top Gear's humour is right up my street
I used to watch while playing Pro games in CS / DoD
we are trying to win the game but I've got Top Gear on the TV
tiny little TV
but I'm watching Top Gear AND trying to win the game
That's the way tbh
I onced watched a live stream of May and Hammond assembling Lego and drinking vodka while I was playing a game
That was good fun tbh
When they got drunk they were being really friendly and the production team were like "ok we have to take them off the air now they're drunk" and they kept telling them to bugger off they're having fun
you couldn't do it playing quake but in CS / DOD there's alot 'downtime'
I can watch TopGear while playing sniper in DoD
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and in the UK atleast there was only one guy that was better than me
I bet he was a fag
Shoulda dealt with him
Asserted dominance
We had different styles
so you are trying to snipe
so you are trying to hold space
clear the way for your team mates
but he was defensive
and I was aggressive
overall he was better
but different styles
my forced team me into the role of being the 'Goal Keeper'
but I'd roam forward
switch sides of the map
but he was more solid
I'd change position ALOT but he'd hold a position
Frag counts were nearly the same but different ways of going about it
Reminds me of a silly story from Iraq
they were getting sniped and they weren't sure how many snipers there were
but they worked out it's one guy and he's got a bike and he's cycling from building to building
and taking shots at them
that's gay
and weird
and scary
jesus christ
Radeon is showing us his home photo collection now
lmao
I don't see any fur suits soooo
This is either pre- or post-suit, so to speak
LOOOOOOL
much better
Wtf
Yes
Lol
oy vey
Owen had a joke, "every man has can feel like he has the best cock, until he sees his wife giving birth. 'Oh, so you can take a thousand of mine, huh?' "
is that the thought police @Deleted User
exactly
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ffs meratrix
lol
you love steamed hams @meratrix ?
I canโt help but chuckle whenever he says aurora borealis, no matter how many times I see it.
lol
You know I never got the Steamed Hams meme until recently.
Still don't tbh
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
memes just happen
then you watch what people do with them
and oftentimes it's magical seeing how laterally people can approach things
that's the slav'est thing I've ever seen
Cyka blyat
remove commie
WTF
Maybe she's a fan?
Yah think? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
I like the young woman holding him back
"I just wanna take a peek. I won't touch her."
"No, gramps."
"No erections either, sir. Court orders."
In this picture, I'm the Cop
look at me, I'm da cop now
Just pepper spray her tits.
Sorry Madam you are being Unreasonable
a taser for each nip
I actually thought she had 'autism' written on her right boob for a second
Who was it earlier that said they didn't like Rei?
SHITPOST
Me_irl
oh damnnnnn
Skip to 2:40 for underwear.
Pervert.
Funny that prudish Japan is the one to make the joke about the TSA's perverts.
Never mind, apparently it's joke this comedian has been doing for decades.
Even before the TSA was the kid fondler beast it is now.
Wasn't Tokyo next? I can't remember
SOURCE!
The older videos didn't have women in underwear, sorry.
According to comments, at least some of the girls are porn actresses.
I guess one can't just fondle a regular actress for a joke.
NOPE.
They mention it in Ocean's 11 or 12
in Vegas they hire waitresses as Models
wot
so if they get fat you can fire them
but they're Models
but they serve drinks and food
and are paid well
you can't pinch her bum but if she gets fat
Oldie but a goodie
Won't somebody please think of the poor crackers being victims of racism?
nice meme broo
We have the best MEMES folks
BELIEVE ME!
ADMIRAL ACKBAR! <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
@meratrix nice maymay
That's one good shit eating grin
^
instant classic
lol
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
Describe your country's history in the vaguest way possible
Found a big island full of black people, try to live peacefully with them but just end up fighting them
Found a smaller island full of black people, shot them
Had this bloke who wore a suit of armour that had a bucket for a helmet before it was cool. He got shot
Fought birds. Lost
Fought a beach. Lost
Fought Americans. Lost, half the city destroyed
Fought small men in trees. Lost
Import a pommy train over to race our own to prove how far we have gotten in 200 years. Lost
Got one of our prime ministers to fight the sea. Lost. Presumed dead.
Name a swimming pool after said PM
Have a mass shooting, immediately bend over to the government. Lost (our guns)
Apologise for being dicks to the aborigines. Still get called racist
Have a trial over freedom of speech, in this case, calling the PM a cunt. Lost, lost, lost, lost, won.
She'll be right
Australia?
Yup
Recognized it from the Ned Kelly bit
> Fought Americans. Lost, half the city destroyed
What's the story behind this?
Battle of Brisbane
Aussie soldiers were pissed that the Americans were getting so much ass
So they started a bar brawl
That soon bled out into the city
There were only 3 casualties but there was a lot of damage done to the city
huh
does that explain why brisbane is a shithole?
Oh no that's unrelated
"it's Trumps fault"
"Why?"
"Because it is"
Lel
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
lmao
Woke
jesus christ
fucking alien right there
oy vey
He looks like a ginger
oy vey
Asimo is Japanese but <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
<:zucc:433402362447527936>
https://giant.gfycat.com/EarnestPastDorado.webm
Analyzing foreign liquid
lol
LOOOOL
yeah
i don't think half of these people want anything to do with andy warski
^
Actually, replace him with sargon and it kind of make sense
Though than you probably need vee and kraut as a prisoner isn't as fiting
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