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That's one good shit eating grin
^
instant classic
lol
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
Describe your country's history in the vaguest way possible
Found a big island full of black people, try to live peacefully with them but just end up fighting them
Found a smaller island full of black people, shot them
Had this bloke who wore a suit of armour that had a bucket for a helmet before it was cool. He got shot
Fought birds. Lost
Fought a beach. Lost
Fought Americans. Lost, half the city destroyed
Fought small men in trees. Lost
Import a pommy train over to race our own to prove how far we have gotten in 200 years. Lost
Got one of our prime ministers to fight the sea. Lost. Presumed dead.
Name a swimming pool after said PM
Have a mass shooting, immediately bend over to the government. Lost (our guns)
Apologise for being dicks to the aborigines. Still get called racist
Have a trial over freedom of speech, in this case, calling the PM a cunt. Lost, lost, lost, lost, won.
She'll be right
Australia?
Yup
Recognized it from the Ned Kelly bit
> Fought Americans. Lost, half the city destroyed
What's the story behind this?
Battle of Brisbane
Aussie soldiers were pissed that the Americans were getting so much ass
So they started a bar brawl
That soon bled out into the city
There were only 3 casualties but there was a lot of damage done to the city
huh
Oh no that's unrelated
"it's Trumps fault"
"Why?"
"Because it is"
Lel
**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**
lmao
Woke
jesus christ
fucking alien right there