Top Gear was my favourite show growing up

I don't even fuckin like cars

and then they invented Jackass when I was teen

I think I was 13 when Jackass came out

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I have 11 God Children

It's a bit mad

Top Gear's humour is right up my street

I used to watch while playing Pro games in CS / DoD

we are trying to win the game but I've got Top Gear on the TV

tiny little TV

but I'm watching Top Gear AND trying to win the game

That's the way tbh

I onced watched a live stream of May and Hammond assembling Lego and drinking vodka while I was playing a game

That was good fun tbh
When they got drunk they were being really friendly and the production team were like "ok we have to take them off the air now they're drunk" and they kept telling them to bugger off they're having fun

you couldn't do it playing quake but in CS / DOD there's alot 'downtime'

I can watch TopGear while playing sniper in DoD

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

and in the UK atleast there was only one guy that was better than me

I bet he was a fag

Shoulda dealt with him
Asserted dominance

We had different styles

so you are trying to snipe

so you are trying to hold space

clear the way for your team mates

but he was defensive

and I was aggressive

overall he was better

but different styles

my forced team me into the role of being the 'Goal Keeper'

but I'd roam forward

switch sides of the map

but he was more solid

I'd change position ALOT but he'd hold a position

Frag counts were nearly the same but different ways of going about it

Reminds me of a silly story from Iraq

they were getting sniped and they weren't sure how many snipers there were

but they worked out it's one guy and he's got a bike and he's cycling from building to building

and taking shots at them