Message from @DanielKO

Discord ID: 432996458468343843


2018-04-09 17:59:21 UTC  

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2018-04-09 18:07:10 UTC  

Never mind, apparently it's joke this comedian has been doing for decades.

2018-04-09 18:07:34 UTC  

Even before the TSA was the kid fondler beast it is now.

Wasn't Tokyo next? I can't remember

2018-04-09 18:54:23 UTC  

The older videos didn't have women in underwear, sorry.

2018-04-09 18:54:51 UTC  

According to comments, at least some of the girls are porn actresses.

2018-04-09 18:55:04 UTC  

I guess one can't just fondle a regular actress for a joke.

They mention it in Ocean's 11 or 12

in Vegas they hire waitresses as Models

2018-04-09 19:03:54 UTC  

wot

so if they get fat you can fire them

but they're Models

but they serve drinks and food

and are paid well

you can't pinch her bum but if she gets fat

Oldie but a goodie

2018-04-09 20:13:20 UTC  

Won't somebody please think of the poor crackers being victims of racism?

2018-04-09 20:14:13 UTC  

nice meme broo

We have the best MEMES folks

BELIEVE ME!

2018-04-09 21:44:01 UTC  

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2018-04-09 21:54:26 UTC  

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-09 22:19:02 UTC  

@meratrix nice maymay

2018-04-09 22:34:58 UTC  

That's one good shit eating grin

2018-04-09 22:35:33 UTC  

^

instant classic

2018-04-09 23:08:45 UTC  

lol

2018-04-10 00:00:03 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-10 00:57:31 UTC  

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2018-04-10 03:44:39 UTC  

Describe your country's history in the vaguest way possible

Found a big island full of black people, try to live peacefully with them but just end up fighting them
Found a smaller island full of black people, shot them
Had this bloke who wore a suit of armour that had a bucket for a helmet before it was cool. He got shot
Fought birds. Lost
Fought a beach. Lost
Fought Americans. Lost, half the city destroyed
Fought small men in trees. Lost
Import a pommy train over to race our own to prove how far we have gotten in 200 years. Lost
Got one of our prime ministers to fight the sea. Lost. Presumed dead.
Name a swimming pool after said PM
Have a mass shooting, immediately bend over to the government. Lost (our guns)
Apologise for being dicks to the aborigines. Still get called racist
Have a trial over freedom of speech, in this case, calling the PM a cunt. Lost, lost, lost, lost, won.

She'll be right

2018-04-10 03:46:10 UTC  

Australia?