do u like stx

*spoon clank*

Ew

stx?

love me some stxhexenhammer666

oh

I saw him on one of stefan moly videos and he looks retarded

the occult memetics stuff is interesting

but I didn't listen to him

looks a hippie

nah some libertarian civic nationalist

lauren southern

@ftwtech for real what?

shes hot in a weird way

panders to her audience and goes from liberal to nazi

the other girl is hotter

i dunno, i was meming

Brittany Pettibone

she is

i would assume seth rich voted for hillary after death tho

the dead love hillary

lol

then that tara mccarthy

Yeh I like shapiro and Sargon

shapiro is fun to listen to

and watch stefan cause I like his arguments their interesting in the background

sargon was my introduction into anti-sjw stuff. i have listened to him for so long he has become annoying too lol

rebel media???

he must get tired of doing it

when its gavin

PragerU

sometimes

im a mug club member

neither are attractive @ftwtech

Sometimes its retarded other times it's good

Larry elder is also great

jordan peterson?

jordan is redpilled

listened to so many of his videos

guys getting like 70k a month on patreon lol

ah no haven't

wtf

check him out hes legit

his videos are long as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanPetersonVideos

ya but he puts up lectures for free that those canadian tax payers i assume pay for

lol

<:ThonkButCool:356316800318832640>

what do i google to see NFL stocks

i tried NFL and NFL stocks

pretty sure their a private company

Suck a niggas dick for an iPhone 6

damnit

Only the Green Bay Packers are publicly owned.

Fuck my nigga Terry for a Blackberry

K

$200 to suck dick why

HEY GUYS THIS IS MARK DICE HERE

*fidgets 100 times*

*shakes erratically*

<:PresidentSleeper:356316673612972032>

Hey guys it's (((MaRk DiCe))) plz buy my new book fren.. Liberalism is a mental disorder ok?

why did i make this pasta sauce hot

literally why.

you're a real man, that's why.

yeah it tastes better but it doesnt add much to it

i was outta cheese for the sauce so i had to do something

btw im pretty sure my room mate was eating parmasean cheese out of the can

basil and a pinch of sugar

bc the man doesnt cook shit

and i ran outta two jars in a week

that fucker was shoveling that shit in his mouth

Parmesan cheese *in a can*?

wtf is that

that's disgusting he was eating grated parm out of a shaker??

i think so dude

haha @J U S T

THESE CRAZY LIBERALS *face twitches*

i caught the same kid microwaving eggs

so nothing is out the door here

i microwave eggs....

it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger

I actually think there isnt much i can do for him

aside from death

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE

honor killing

Dude imagine bein so lazy

you cant grab afrying pan

microwave eggs wtf

and make them in like 49 secs

bro is he trying to blow up your place

if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks

I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all

You would think with the smell microwavng eggs gives off

the worst part is he didnt just think this up one day

his gf litearlly has autism

and i caught her at 3 am nukin eggs

OH NO

with his iq he prob ate the shell as well

ABORT ROOM MATE

i just washed a pain and it was right behind her right

you ever talk to someone you know is metally handicapped

i talked super slow

#AfterBirthAbortions4All

"what...are..you...doing'

her - making eggs

me -

'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'

I think you their's better fish to catch myth

>microwaving eggs

wtf

her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'

<:PepeSmug:356316580143169536>

<:feelsKCHHHH:359840049933844480>

remember when someone literally

30 secds ago

said just that

is she fat by any chance

there you go

autist

yeah ofc she is

i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour

Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?

sjw hair?

purple

nah

well shes fat

she only knows how to consume

She's probably a fat acceptance retard

myth get out before she puts you in the microwave

illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on

and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'

her - "oh this is better"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u should try it

id rather microwave her

but thanks

are you talking about your gf myth

yeh

wtf

no thankfully she doesnt exist

dump that hoe

oh

this is the romm mates gf

oh ok

rip

when you watch too much anime

so you hear this beached whale in the night

wonder if u can soak eggs in some kind of lime juice or something to soften the hell after hard boiling ait and get some calcium with that protein

Why did we make a new server again?

hard eggs are tasty

dude creator

Wait...
*How do autists fugg?*

let me tell you a story

hard boiled *

So many tans

<:FeelsComfyMan:356316472240373760>

So one night, they had just got together. maybe two months shes been coming over. My pc desk is literally next to his bed wall mind you my room mate hasnt slept in an actual bed since bush was president. also around the same time he last brushed his teeth. so my pc desk ir right against the same wall as his 'bed'

<:pepegun:356316958141972501>

myth where are you living

california?

Lemme guess... "Something" was banging the wall over and over again making it vibrate ur desk?

so i have my ear buds in and im doing my thing.

then i notice my monitor starts to shake

hmm really makes me think

and im like

'ok'

the infrastructure of the city weakens every time she moves

so i take them out

@ftwtech <:FeelsComfyMan:356316472240373760> henlo

and i hear some fuckng autistic fattie being plowed harder than an anmish field in april

😑😷

RIP MYTH

so im you know, giggling and waiting for it to be over

right around the time i tink its about to be over, mind you i can hear everything

horrific

i text him 'finish her

1 minute later after the noise stops

this motherfucker texts me back

'flawless victory'

NI🅱🅱A WTF

😷😷😷😷

i swear to fucking god this happpened

this is like one of those youtube prank videos

its fake as fuck

ive told it like 5 times dude

yo so he checked his phone while he was about to cum

no when it was over

Who checks their phone straight after fugging? The fuck kinda ni🅱🅱as u live with

Thots > Beached Whales

ur room mate sucks

B E G O N E T H O T S

atleast thots have one thing

looks

beached whales are sluts but their ugly

their existence is sustained by beta males

everything you said is retarded

My room mate is the best

Non existent

^

AYY LMAO

when you talk about beta and alpha you remind me of gay dudes

what

When y'all talk about alpha & beta y'all remind me of minecraft pre-release

lmfao

When you guys talk on discord you remind me of gay dudes

When you guys talk on discord you remind me of autistic social outcasts

No u

rude

Rekt

im not a social outcast my job just requires me to be home

Speaking of gay dudes... IM GOING TO SEE MILO IN DECEMBER!

omg nice

wasn't he sort of a sellout tho

wait I thought that prostitution required you to go to the clients home @amygdala

Milo is a cunt

nah man i just sit in my chair naked and get paid

Yeah I hate to buddy your bubble but last I heard from reliable sources he's fake as fuck now

He's back m8 what happened earlier in Berkley this week showed we got the old milo back

https://twitter.com/FordMiddleEast/status/913088482838491137

LOL

LOL

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

@amygdala<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

@trent
>says the dude with a TAFE cert III in hairdressing

oh shit

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

https://i.redd.it/fil0j3lswqoz.jpg

Ayye

i never really cared enough about any celebrity or famous person to meet them <:PepoThump:304041657274204170>

I'll never get over the endless salt mine the last election brought us 😂

malik obama

is salty

@amygdala meet Trump

i could've went to one of his rallies

in florida

I want to see jake paul

so inspirational

such an icon

but i didnt want to see anyone i know and it turned out 3 jackasses from my school went there just to get kicked out <:ree:356316447548375070>

WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW

<:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905>

OHIO WHITE BOY

(((((KKK))))

I just say fuck it

Dab on dem muslimz boi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ZTKaMcqCM

But what if they dab back?