Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?

sjw hair?

purple

nah

well shes fat

she only knows how to consume

She's probably a fat acceptance retard

myth get out before she puts you in the microwave

illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on

and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'

her - "oh this is better"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u should try it

id rather microwave her

but thanks

are you talking about your gf myth

yeh

wtf

no thankfully she doesnt exist

dump that hoe

oh

this is the romm mates gf

oh ok

rip

when you watch too much anime

so you hear this beached whale in the night

wonder if u can soak eggs in some kind of lime juice or something to soften the hell after hard boiling ait and get some calcium with that protein

Why did we make a new server again?

hard eggs are tasty

dude creator

Wait...
*How do autists fugg?*

let me tell you a story

hard boiled *

So many tans

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So one night, they had just got together. maybe two months shes been coming over. My pc desk is literally next to his bed wall mind you my room mate hasnt slept in an actual bed since bush was president. also around the same time he last brushed his teeth. so my pc desk ir right against the same wall as his 'bed'

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myth where are you living

california?

Lemme guess... "Something" was banging the wall over and over again making it vibrate ur desk?

so i have my ear buds in and im doing my thing.